Spotted On Craiglist: Booty Call

July 11, 2011 by missheather
Filed under: Bronx, New York City

This very special employment opportunity was brought to my attention by my hairdresser, Miss Mousey Brown. Personally I find the pants-free requirement and lure of free vodka and cranberry juice refreshments somewhat suspect— but I’m probably just being old-fashioned. MY ADVICE: get the money upfront, ladies!

Miss Heather