Greenpoint
Lorven Pharmacy
Culture on the Cheap
Lost At McCarren Park: Imaginary Friend
Filed under: 11211, 11222, Culture War, Greenpoint, Greenpoint Brooklyn, Greenpoint Magic, Williamsburg, Williamsburg Brooklyn
I realize the above text is a little difficult to decipher so I have taken the trouble of transcribing it below:
NAME: Fredrick A. Girthwoods
DESCRIPTION: He is a 57 year old man. He is 6 ft. 22 mm. He is a natural red head. He has two legs, two arms, one head, two eyes, one nose, one mouth and 32 teeth. Fredrick is highly allergic to cream of wheat and squirrel’s (sic). His favorite food is gluten-free graham crackers. He is vegan so don’t try to attract him with a chicken leg. You might find him in the tattoo parlor, Three Kings. He has a slight speech impediment and talks with a lisp. He also touts a very heavy Finnish accent. If you see him please tell him that jingles is sorry about your palm tree Freddyboo, please come home!
Any questions?
Miss Heather
From The New York Shitty Photo Pool, Part II: The Winter Of Our Discontent
This find hails from Manhattan Avenue and comes courtesy of Gina Herold. Great catch!
Miss Heather
New York Shitty Day Ender: Jilly Ballistic
Filed under: 11222, Greenpoint, Greenpoint Brooklyn, Greenpoint Magic, Street Art
From Manhattan Avenue.
Miss Heather
Adoptable Cuties: Meet Clementine & Smoky
Filed under: 11206, 11222, East Williamsburg, East Williamsburg Brooklyn, Greenpoint, Greenpoint Brooklyn, Greenpoint Magic, Williamsburg, Williamsburg Brooklyn
Today being cold and dreary as it is yours truly decided to swing by Dog Habitat and meet a couple of their feline residents in search of a new home. Without further ado, here they are!
First up, I present to you the lovely Miss Clementine. This 1-2 year old spayed female is amazingly friendly and loves to purr. Follows is Jay telling us her story.
Next up, I present this distinguished gentleman. Smoky is is an owner surrender (his “person” recently moved into a senior citizens’ facility). He has a very affectionate personality— as you will see!
Lastly, the folks at Dog Habitat would your help finding this handsome little guy’s owner. “Buddy”, as he is called, was recently found at Sternberg Park. Here’s Jay to tell us his story.
Anyone who is interested in providing a loving home to either of these lovely (and loving) furkids and/or can help Buddy find his way back home should contact Dog Habitat via telephone at (718) 395-2298 or email at: rescue (at) doghabitat (dot) org.
Thanks!
Miss Heather
P.S.: When you swing by be sure to say “Hi” to Lion another adoptable cutie. He is quite a handful!
Greenpoint Feral Mattress Watch: Java Street
Special thanks go out to Sherry and Frances Wasserman for bringing this delightful specimen to my attention.
Miss Heather
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