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From The New York Shitty Inbox: From the NYPD
Following up on the “Wanted” flyer I posted this weekend, here are some stills of the man wanted for questioning in regards to the gruesome assault which came to pass on Bedford Avenue Friday night.
New York Shitty Day Starter: Ralph
Ryan Rosa (who took the above portrait) writes:
This is Ralph. He owns a corset shop on Orchard street with his wife.
He’s stern and a man a few words. I asked him if he would pose for a photo.
He said “Sure, do I look at the camera?” and I told him to take a seat here and be himself.
So this is Ralph being himself, sun in his eyes, like a boss.
LAST GASP: WANTED
This comes courtesy of the head of the 94th Precinct, Deputy Inspector Hurson. If you have any tips/information to share about this horrific crime please contact Detective Notwicz at the above-listed telephone number. Otherwise, you can download a print quality flyer by clicking here.
New York Shitty Day Ender: Beware of Dog
This slice of Garden Spot life hails from Green Street and comes courtesy of Will Star.
The Word On The Street: Green Point Beach
Filed under: 11222, Greenpoint, Greenpoint Brooklyn, Greenpoint Magic, The Word On The Street
This rather amusing bit of vandalism hails from 239 Banker Street; AKA: the Sweater Factory Lofts. And if what I saw this afternoon is any indication this building is— beyond any shadow of a doubt— being quite illegally pressed into service as residential space. Let’s review my findings, shall we?
For starters, you have a very residential throw pillow propping open a window and this rather stylish lamp. Not convinced yet? No worries, gentle readers. I am just getting warmed up.
There were not one— but two people— waiting to view apartments therein. Naturally I took it upon myself to give them a very general run-down of the history of this building. E.g.: it was not legally permissible to reside at 239 Banker Street (by virtue of it being located in an Industrial Business Zone); it had been pressed into service as residential space previously; and this ended with a Vacate Order as issued by the Department of Buildings— and a class action suit filed by a number of tenants (who are, to my understanding, still waiting to get their deposit money back). Were they happy to hear this? No, they were not.
Just as I was not happy to watch this couple (tenants, presumably) exiting said building…
and this family moving their son into it. Naturally I took a moment to speak with them. They, as did everyone else I chatted with on Banker Street this afternoon, had a number of questions for me. Follows are a few:
- Our lawyer saw nothing wrong with the paperwork, so what makes you think this building is illegal to live in? My answer: check my site.
- If this building is illegal to live in, why are they leasing it as residential space? My answer: Excellent question. (But if I had to hazard to guess, I’d say greed.)
- If the Department of Buildings has been alerted that this space is being illegally leased as residential space, why aren’t they doing anything about it? My answer (once again): Excellent question…
This is a disgrace, folks…
From The New York Shitty Photo Pool, Part III: Coma Aqui Todos Los Dias
This, a shot of the rather extensive menu at one of yours truly’s favorite eaterie,s Acapulco Deli & Restaurant, comes courtesy of autovac!
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