New York Shitty Day Ender: Newtown Creek

Taken October 23, 2011.

From The New York Shitty Inbox: Tour The ‘Creek For $10.00!

Strike A Pose

Shit Tits and Scrap Metal

Ribbed For Her Pleasure

That’s right folks: thanks to the NYCEF Newtown Creek Fund of the Hudson River Foundation ten bucks buys you a trip up our very own Shit Newtown Creek! Those of you who are interested in this very special opportunity better act fast. I imagine tickets are gonna sell out quick!

Newtown Creek Boat Tour(s)
October 23, 2011 10:00 – Noon; 1:00 – 3:00 p.m.
Cost: $10.00 (You can purchase tickets by clicking here!)
Leaves from Pier 17 at South Street Seaport
New York, New York 10038

Special thanks go out to Mitch Waxman of the Newtown Pentacle for not only bringing this to my attention— but it should also be noted he will be the Master of Ceremonies! You can read about what he has cooked up for Open House New York (which is October 15th) by clicking here. Check it out!

From The New York Shitty Photo Pool: Seneca Avenue

May 24, 2011 ·
Filed under: 11385, Ridgewood, Ridgewood Queens 

Seneca Avenue Station

Taken by AF.oto.

Miss Heather

New York Shitty Photo du Jour: Ridgewood

March 30, 2011 ·
Filed under: 11385, Queens, Ridgewood, Ridgewood Queens 

Taken March 29, 2011.

Miss Heather

LAST GASP: #TheSocialGraph

November 11, 2010 ·
Filed under: 11385, Bushwick, Bushwick Brooklyn, Ridgewood, Ridgewood Queens 

Naturally after I try to call it an “early night” a choice morsel finds its way into my inbox. This one comes courtesy of my friend Luna Park who, it should be mentioned in the interest of full disclosure, is one of the “headliners”! You can get the full rundown here.

#TheSocialGraph
Opening Reception: November 12, 2010 starting at 6:00 p.m.
Closing Reception: November 27, 2010 5:00 – 9:00 p.m.
OUTPOST
1665 Norman Street
Ridgewood, Queens 11385

Miss Heather

From The New York Shitty Inbox: Scheissegeist

As I have operated this web site over the years I have noticed a great many trends. A collective Internet consciousness, if you will. For example, I have noticed that summer seems to be the season of choice for churlish commenters. As for bat-shit craziness/troll-like activity, one need only peruse emails which are sent after midnight. The wee hours of the night are when the online troglodytes come out to play. Today’s theme— if my inbox is any indication— is this.

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Yup.

Queens Crap (who sent me this delightful item) writes (in an email entitled “An early Christmas present for you”):

Happy Holidays!

After I managed, albeit barely, to keep my lunch in my down I asked where this came from. The fine people of Queens will be pleased as punch to know this VERY failed pair of training pants hails from the intersection of Greene and Grandview Avenue in Ridgewood. But merde is not exclusively an affliction of my friends across the creek. It is a five borough affair— and as I learned today no one does it better than Garden Spot of the Universe. Which brings me to another email I received today:

Xris (of Flatbush Gardener) writes (in an email entitled “Great Greenpointers in Current Events”):

Thought you might enjoy this Greenpoint item from the Brooklyn Eagle: Elderly Pickpocket Has No Fingerprints.

What does sporting a set of sticky fingers have to do with a pair of shit-smeared underwear, you ask? Click the above link and find out. I dare you.

Miss Heather

Ridgewood Photo Du Jour: Optimo

August 8, 2009 ·
Filed under: Queens 

optimo

From Myrtle Avenue.

Miss Heather

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