From The New York Shitty Photo Pool: In Flight

June 21, 2012 ·
Filed under: Brooklyn, New York City, Stuff That Makes Miss Heather Happy 

in flight

Taken by Pajarita Frenetica.

Reader Contribution du Jour: Attention Ladies!

If there is one thing your truly values it is honesty— and honesty is what this missive is all about! As you can see this gentleman (?) is not so much concerned with the itinerary of said date (I for one found “window shopping”, “the library” and “the zoo” novel suggestions). Rather, the emphasis is placed upon:

  1. there only being one date.
  2. females need only apply.

No hidden agendas. No mind-games. No muss. No fuss. Just a “nite” (and perhaps some cake and ice cream) to remember!

Any ladies wishing to take Mr. Right (now) up on his offer should be advised to head to the Clinton-Washington stop of the C train (which is where this is located). Good luck!

Photo Credits: Props go to Jeremy for discovering and granting me permission to share this wonder find. Thanks!

New York Shitty Day Starter: Flight

January 5, 2012 ·
Filed under: Brooklyn, New York City 

las palomas de nueva york

Taken by charles le brigand.

New York Shitty Day Ender: There Is No Irene…

A chap named Toher writes:

Long-time reader/follower of your blog. Just happened upon this message by my apartment in Brooklyn and thought I’d send it your way… Good luck this weekend Miss Heather

Right back at ya!

From The New York Shitty Photo Pool, Part II: Subway

November 20, 2010 ·
Filed under: Brooklyn, New York City, Subway 

Taken by Steven R. Hazlett.

Miss Heather

From The New York Shitty Photo Pool, Part II: Pretty In Pink

October 11, 2010 ·
Filed under: Brooklyn 

Islam in New York: Khadija and mother

Taken by Carnade.

Miss Heather

From The New York Shitty Photo Pool: Williamsburg Bridge

October 4, 2010 ·
Filed under: 11211, Williamsburg, Williamsburg Brooklyn 

hipsterville revisited 5

Taken by entropymedia.

Miss Heather

LAST GASP: Best Rim Job Ever

I will not lie to you, dear readers: I have had a rotten day. In fact, I have had a pretty rotten week. Getting “buzzed” while frantically trying to remove a surge protector and various extension cables as rain water was cascading upon them is not the way I like to start my morning. But after such an inauspicious start the day (or so I tell myself) can only get better. And it did! Which brings me to this.

Tony, a fellow Greenpointer and friend, writes:

I couldn’t figure out who to send this to…

You sent this to the right person, Tony. I really needed this bit of sophomoric humor/levity today. I can only hope to toss Al a rim shot (or two) of business by posting this! I mean, who wouldn’t want a rim job from a guy named Al in Mineola?

Miss Heather

P.S.: I wonder if he services Queens as well? I can only hope so.

From The New York Shitty Photo Pool: Complexity & Contradiction

September 21, 2010 ·
Filed under: Brooklyn 

Complexity and Contradiction

Taken by Sputnik 57.

Miss Heather

New York Shitty Day Starter: Brooklyn Style

August 11, 2010 ·
Filed under: BAD ASS, Brooklyn, New York City 

This hails from the New York Shitty photo pool and comes courtesy of the insanely talented Steven R. Hazlett.

Miss Heather

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