From The New York Shitty Inbox: Greetings From Ridgewood!

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This New York Daily News/campaign literature mash-up was made possible by a resident of Ridgewood. As you can see Mr. Gropez appears to have taken some, um, creative license with the highlighted image. Interesting. In any case, he needs to parlay some of that campaign money and hire a better Photoshop wizard. Bad.

P.S.: Oh yeah, if this fellow is willing to utilize phony photos for the campaign trail, exactly what kind of City Councilman do you think he will be? Just sayin’…

UPDATE, August 4, 2013: The New York Daily News has taken notice of this hilarious item and has a rather nice article about it. You can/should read it here!

UPDATE, August 5, 2013: New York Magazine’s Daily Intelligencer tender it’s two cents;

…New York Shitty suggested the Lopez campaign employ a better Photoshopper. It would also benefit by not retouching photos that appeared in easily Googlable Daily News stories in the first place.

Well said. And last— but hardly least— here’s what Queens Crap has to say:

This guy is either really stupid, or has cojones the size of cantaloupes.

I’d say both— but why split hairs?

From The New York Shitty Photo Pool, Part II: If You Lived Here, You Wouldn’t Be Home By Now

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New York Shitty Photo Du Jour: The Word On The Street

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From Metropolitan Avenue.

Quicklink: The 12 Douchiest New York City Real Estate Ads Of All Time

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Alas, MySpace Realty (as seen above and here) did not make the cut. Nonetheless, Buzzfeed’s selections are pretty cringe-worthy and not surprisingly Williamsburg is well represented…

New York Shitty Photos Du Jour: Cake

June 14, 2013 ·
Filed under: 11206, East Williamsburg, East Williamsburg Brooklyn, Street Art 

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The Word On The Street: Who Loves You, Baby?

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Jefferson Street

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(Taken June 13, 2013)

New York Shitty Street Art Du Jour: Mixed Bag

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Taken June 13, 2013.

New York Shitty Street Art Du Jour: Chris Uphues

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Taken June 13, 2013.

New York Shitty Feral Furniture Watch: Shabby Chic

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From McKibben Street.

East Williamsburg Photo Du Jour: Ingraham Street

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I am 99% sure you all can figure out what is going on here— but for the 1% who cannot not: this is a stationary bicycle chained to a street sign so as to presumably prevent its theft. There are many unanswered questions this brings to mind. I will refrain from sharing them here. *However, I will remind everyone— once again— that this being a stationary bike it is highly unlikely any aspiring thief is exactly going to make a quick getaway on it.

*With one exception: Why can’t Citibike implement stationary bike station?

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