Greenpoint Gentrification Watch: Oxygen For Sale!

Laura (who sent me this hilarious item which hails from the Duane Reade at 893 Manhattan Avenue) writes in an email entitled “It was only a matter of time”:

I always knew that oxygen would be sold in Greenpoint one day. Maybe Duane Reed will be selling gas masks next?

I myself would prefer an over-the-counter Shit Tit Kit. But to each their own…

Miss Heather