Tomorrow: Cars & Drivers

February 15, 2012 ·
Filed under: 11222, Greenpoint, Greenpoint Brooklyn, Greenpoint Magic 

Chris Smith, the mastermind of Subtexture and proprietor of the G-Spot has a number of very exciting projects in the works. This, a show entitled Cars & Drivers,  is his latest. He writes:

Hey Folks!

We’ve got a few things brewing here at Subtexture HQ that I wanted to tell you all about.

Cars and Drivers

Come by my favorite beer store, Brouwerij Lane this Thursday night, and see some of my work that you probably haven’t seen, and try some beer that you’ve probably never tasted. I’m showing an assortment of large works on paper and wood, featuring vintage race cars, American muscle cars, pinups and motorcycle racers. Including some works from Great Vintage series, which you can see here

The reception is on Thursday, February 16th, from 6-8
(There will be drink specials!)

Check it out!

Cars & Drivers
February 16, 2012 6:00 – 8:00 p.m.
Brouwerij Lane
78 Greenpoint Avenue
Brooklyn, New York 11222

Greenpoint Street Art Du Jour: Subtexture*

June 11, 2010 ·
Filed under: 11222, Greenpoint, Greenpoint Brooklyn, Greenpoint Magic, Street Art 

Taken June 8, 2010.

Miss Heather

*This is not by Subtexture. Rather, it is by someone else. See comments.

A Self-Congratulatory Post

March 22, 2010 ·
Filed under: 11222, Greenpoint, Greenpoint Brooklyn, Greenpoint Magic 

Before I proceed I want to make it known that I am not terribly keen on blogging my achievements. It may sound strange to some of you but I’m a pretty private person. What’s more, I am the classic example of an underachiever, ergo; I do not have much to crow about in the first place. However, in this case I am going to make an exception. If for no other reason because it will serve as a pretext for me to share with you, dear readers, some very exciting news I learned today.

When I received my Greenpoint shirt from Subtexture I was pretty damned excited. So much so I threw it on top of the shirt I was wearing at the time. I wanted to give it a “field test”. As I had suspected a few problems arose:

1. The shirt was too long.

2. I hated the sleeves.
3. While pretty nifty in its own right, this piece of apparel needed some additional fabulousness befitting a real housewife of King’s County.

As I was working at the junk shop I pondered ways to address the aforementioned issues. The sleeves would have to go, I decided. That is easy enough to remedy. I have been altering my clothing for a long time. But what about points #2 and #3? Simply hemming it would not look right. Then inspiration struck. I confided my plan to my co-worker, Laura. She replied:

You are not really going to do that, are you?

You bet your ass I am!

I replied. And this weekend I did.

I am not a patient person. Anyone who knows me well will tell you this. For this reason I want to congratulate myself on this (albeit meager) accomplishment. I would also be remiss if I didn’t mention that quaffing Patron Silver assisted me tremendously with this endeavor. It did. Especially in light of the “help” I received from a few of the Chez Shitty furkids.

See the beads? I’ll give you three guesses where they were when I came back from using the bathroom.

More “help”. Those of you who are not familiar with the manifold joys of pet ownership I am going to share a little known fact: if you have an article of black clothing it is a magnet for any NON-black cats in your household. I do not think I have to explain the reason for this. In closing (and getting back to the real purpose of this post) I would like to share the very special news I hinted at in the beginning of this post. I have been told by the creator of this shirt that they are proving to be big seller with the employees of our beloved Eighth Wonder of the World.

Shit Tit Pride: it’s contagious!

Miss Heather

UPDATE, 4:06 p.m.: I have brought my handiwork to the attention of this shirt’s designer. Here’s what he had to say:

holy shit tits!!! amazing! you’ll be getting orders to do custom work

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