Great Moments In Real Estate Advertising: BEAT Schermerhorn

September 2, 2008 by
Filed under: Area 51, Crazy People, Greenpoint Magic 

You know times are tough when a development in downtown Brooklyn sees fit to (illegally?) advertise on a construction fence on McGuinness Boulevard. Repeatedly.

I prefer not to “be”; I am.”be@shermerhorn” appeals to shit talkers; I talk shit. Literally. Nonetheless I know a crap hole neighborhood when I see one and Schermerhorn REEKS! Corcoran should retool their marketing strategy accordingly:

  • Be ready for jury duty. (DESPITE A FUCKING BLIZZARD LAST YEAR I WAS EXPECTED TO SHOW. AND DID.)
  • Be ready to visit your friends in jail and bail them out!
  • Be ready to go to jail. Let Schermerhorn be your “home away from home”. We’ll leave the light on for you!

Be At Schermerhorn!

I think I’ll stay in Greenpoint, thank you very much. I mean, how can a gal resist a balcony with a view like this!

I have always loved the smell of gasoline and automotive exhaust!

Looking at an Exxon Station day after day makes me feel, well, DIRTY

in a uniquely Greenpoint kind of way. Screw you Schermerhorn! I’m staying in Stinkpoint!

Miss Heather


Comments

2 Comments on Great Moments In Real Estate Advertising: BEAT Schermerhorn

  1. rheingold on Wed, 3rd Sep 2008 2:26 pm
  2. It looks like they’re building a secret bunker for Dick Cheney. He’s going to need some place to live after 01.20.09.

  3. rowan on Wed, 3rd Sep 2008 4:19 pm
  4. @ rheingold: HAHAHAHAHAHA! nice one.

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