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Salvation For Rent— AGAIN!

July 21, 2009 ·
Filed under: 11222, Greenpoint, Greenpoint Brooklyn, Greenpoint Magic 

December 2008:


When at first you do not succeed (and do click on the above image to view this Craigslist advert!)…


try, try again!

July 2009:


Those wacky chaps at H. Hirsch (who, as some might remember, wanted to convert this building into a 35-38 unit condominium complex) are back at it. What’s more, given the recession and all, they’re ready, willing and able to “separate”!

How will this bode for the numerous gents who like to hang out at said premises and use it as a pissoir? Only time will tell.

Miss Heather

New & Noteworthy: Orphanage Mopeds

July 21, 2009 ·
Filed under: 11222, Greenpoint Brooklyn, Greenpoint Magic 


Okay, this isn’t that new (per the gentleman I spoke to this afternoon this establishment has been open since April) but I want to pass it along to all my moped-loving friends and neighbors. Although I eschew operating motorized transportation (or anything with wheels period— I do so in the interest of public safety*), I think mopeds are a great way to fight gridlock. What’s more, instead of selling new merchandise the folks at Orphanage restore older (and many cases, very neat) models for re-use. Swing by their shop (or web site) and see for yourself!

Orphanage Moped Shop
1138 Manhattan Avenue
Brooklyn, New York 11222

(718) 389-1979

And that’s all she wrote!

Miss Heather

*and out of reverence for the movie Repo Man— which is why I ride the bus. Both of them.

A Newtown Creek PSA

Today I had the utmost urge to go out for a walk. I did not want to venture too far, however, lest I get caught in a torrential downpour. So I kept my wanderings local…


and went to the new park at the end of Manhattan Avenue. It was at this location that I found the following corker.


OK, I understand the city has to put these signs up. But who in their right mind would want to eat something that once called this home?


Miss Heather

P.S.: WTF is this?!?


Greenpoint Street Art Du Jour: Black Rabbit

July 21, 2009 ·
Filed under: 11222, Greenpoint, Greenpoint Brooklyn, Street Art 



From Eagle Street.

Miss Heather

P.S.: Speaking of Black Rabbits, I’ve been meaning to pass along an amusing tale of petty larceny that came to pass at our local watering hole by the same name.


I am certain a number of you who have patronized this establishment have noticed the above card holder. It was a “housewarming” gift to the proprietor, Kent, from his wife. What you might not have noticed was around this time last year it went MIA. Well, one day this spring when Kent was opening shop he spied something in the mailbox. Whoever had filched this item experienced remorse (or found this item not to jibe with his— or her— home decor) and saw fit to return it. If this humble card holder could talk I bet it would have a very interesting story to tell about its nine month hiatus!

Missing In Greenpoint: Row Boat


Exactly how someone can make off with a row boat is beyond me. Such an item would strike me as being rather difficult to purloin discreetly like, say, a pair of socks— but someone did! If anyone reading this saw someone in or around 132 Noble Street brandishing a boat fitting the above description last Friday night please contact the police at the above telephone number.


Miss Heather

P.S. Special thanks goes out to my buddy Bed-Stuy Banana (who happened to be in the 11222 zip) for tipping me off to this.

Williamsburg Photo Du Jour: Bodega Love

July 21, 2009 ·
Filed under: Williamsburg 


From Metropolitan Avenue.

Miss Heather

New York Shitty Day Ender: Urban Artifacts

July 20, 2009 ·
Filed under: Greenpoint Magic, Street Furniture, Urban Artifact, Williamsburg 


Marcy Avenue, 11211



North 5 Street, 11211


North 6 Street, 11211


Leonard Street, 11222

Miss Heather

Greenpoint Photos Du Jour: A Little Wildlife In The Garden Spot

July 20, 2009 ·
Filed under: Greenpoint Magic 

Today was exactly as I wanted it to be: peaceful and even a little bit dull. That is until this evening when my buddy Laura tipped me off to the excitement unfolding in far north Greenpoint.



A raccoon took residence in a tree on Manhattan Avenue between Clay and Box Street.


Amusingly enough he (or she)  is hanging his hat across the street from the Greenpoint Hotel and the Marzili Hostel. Maybe they were booked tonight?


Or maybe they have a “no raccoons allowed policy”? This is a shame as he (or she) is pretty darned cute!



Miss Heather

Photo Credits: The second photo comes courtesy of Mister Heather.

Southside Photo Du Jour: Groovin’ On A Sunday Afternoon

July 20, 2009 ·
Filed under: Williamsburg 


From South 3 Street.

Miss Heather

Williamsburg Slide Show Du Jour: Carny At Heart

July 20, 2009 ·
Filed under: Williamsburg 

From the Feast of Our Lady of Mount Carmel, July 18, 2009.

Miss Heather