New York Shitty Day Starter: Phyllis

November 17, 2009 by
Filed under: 11222, Greenpoint, Greenpoint Brooklyn, Greenpoint Magic 

Last night I attended the 94th Precinct’s final community council meeting of the year. The coffee was copious and in keeping with the season pumpkin cake was in the offering. I took a piece and it was very tasty. Attendance was sparse and the attendees present were, for the most part, EDGY. Overall it was pretty dull, except for the following segment where Phyllis, a Bedford Avenue institution (and very nice lady) gave a scathing, Mr. Blackwell-esque assessment of New York’s Finest’s female officers. NOTE/CAVEAT: for some reason the sound on this is very, VERY low in some parts. Why, honestly I do not know. But trust me when I write this: it’s worth a listen and blowing your eardrums when people laugh.

Synopsis/Analysis: Police officers are not allowed to chew gum on the job.

Who knew?

Miss Heather

P.S.: Phyllis, you rock! People like you make life worth living in north Brooklyn.


2 Comments on New York Shitty Day Starter: Phyllis

  1. mikki on Tue, 17th Nov 2009 4:14 pm
  2. “Synopsis/Analysis: Police officers are not allowed to chew gum on the job.”

    I think her issue is with the female officers only. Oy.

  3. missheather on Tue, 17th Nov 2009 5:11 pm
  4. That is a given. I for one am fascinated by the no gum on duty rule.

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