Spotted On Manhattan Avenue: American Male

February 15, 2011 by missheather
Filed under: 11222, Greenpoint, Greenpoint Brooklyn, Greenpoint Magic

How can I not shake the suspicion that while “American”, English is not this chap’s first language? Of course with the state of public education nowadays I suppose anything’s possible.

In any case, I am seriously tempted to throw all the Mister’s shit out (while he is out of town, naturally) and have this guy move into our walk-in closet. When he gets back I’ll be like “Meet (insert American male’s name here). He is our new tenant. Don’t worry: he’s American.” Hell, why stop at that; if this dude pulling in the kind of bucks he is suggesting maybe I’ll simply dump the Mister altogether?