Now For Rent At 14 Bayard Street: Luxury

May 24, 2013 by missheather
Filed under: 11211, 11222, Abjectecture, Greenpoint, Greenpoint Brooklyn, Greenpoint Magic, Williamsburg, Williamsburg Brooklyn

I know what you’re thinking, gentle readers:

How can this possibly be considered “luxury” accommodations?

The answer is quite apparent. All one need do view the other side of this edifice.

The developer has clearly spared no expense on balconies. Granted, no one can access, much less us, this excrescence— but that is beside the point. Toss in an air mattress, cooler and perhaps a tent and some plucky entrepreneur will have an excellent means of “supplemental income”.