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Bushwick Photo du Jour: Heisser Triangle
Filed under: Bushwick
From Bleecker Street.
Those of you who wish to learn a little more about this monument, check out Forgotten-NY’s page about Myrtle and Knickerbocker Avenue!
Miss Heather
Bushwick Photo du Jour: Bad Posture
Filed under: Bushwick
This sloucher is from Starr Street.
Miss Heather
Brooklyn Photos du Jour: Dreaming of Spring
Pulaski Street, Bedford Stuyvesant.
Lorimer Street, Williamsburg
Miss Heather
Borough Of Lost Toys, Part III
One thing I really love about Brooklyn is their love of toys. As I walk our borough’s streets I never know when I will find a tug boat perched atop a quonset, a leopard hiding in a shrub or a dapperly dressed plastic duck. But enough with the words, let’s see some toys!
Myrtle Avenue, Fort Greene
Wythe Avenue, Williamsburg
Stuyvesant Avenue, Bedford Stuyvesant
Boerum Street, “East Williamsburg”
Putnam Avenue, Bedford Stuyvesant.
I got into an interesting discussion with a gentleman (and Marine Corps. veteran) who lives across the street from this planter. That’s one thing I have noticed about Bed-Stuy; the people who live there are incredibly friendly and LOVE to talk.
Neighbor: I saw the guy who put the leopard in that planter.
Miss Heather: Really?
Neighbor: Yes, it was around midnight. I thought to myself “You know, if he wants to do that kind of thing he should do it on his own property. Someone’s liable to walk by this at twelve hundred or thirteen hundred, you know, in the morning, drunk, and think, Hey it’s a kitten!”
Did I mention Bed-Stuyers also have a wicked sense of humor?
Miss Heather
Smells Like Greenpoint Spirit!
Filed under: Greenpoint Magic
Any Greenpointer new or old will recognize this building. It is the Greenpoint Savings Bank. Or more accurately, it was the Greenpoint Savings Bank. A few years ago it was bought out by North Fork. Most recently it became Capital One. Which brings me to a fantastic comment I received from a reader who has the pleasure of banking at this newly christened establishment. Rebecca11222 writes:
You know the economy is bad when the big banks are buying up the smaller ones. Greenpoint Bank became North Fork in 2005. North Fork is now owned by Capital One. You’d think that would mean they’d hire more tellers and improve service, but you’d be wrong.
I was in line last month when some elderly ladies came close to rioting because the bank was “all out of $100 bills.†One hip granny said:
Whadaya mean you’re out of money? You’re a bank, you ain’t the damn grocery store.
The guards were getting nervous. The situation was resolved when the eight to ten of us in line (2 tellers working) came to the woman’s aid and traded large bills for her small ones.
Nope, you can’t take Greenpoint. Or would that be Greenpoint grannies wont take you(r shit)?
Miss Heather
Bed-Stuy Photo du Jour: Marion Street
Filed under: Bed-Stuy
This cheerfully customized stoop from Bed-Stuy is the perfect way to start off a Saturday!
Miss Heather
The Toilet Spot
Those of you who bemoan the lack of public lavatories in north Greenpoint will be pleased to learn about the Green Street privy.
This receptacle for human defecation was discarded March 31, 2008 (which is when the above photo was taken, note Magic Johnson’s condominium craptacular rising in the background). It has resided on my block going on six days now.
With predictable results.
Looks like someone needs to call a plumber.
Miss Heather
A Revue Of Williamsburg Pay Phones
It has been awhile since I indulged my fixation for maltreated public pay phones. Today I will usher in the weekend with a few new finds from Williamsburg.
South 4th Street
I am quickly learning that this is a pretty common example of pay phone abuse, e.g; the receiver is broken into two pieces. I like to call these “danglers”.
Union Avenue
The person responsible for this devious bit of pay phone chicanery has presented us with a poser. Those who are lucky enough to approach this pay phone from the north can quickly ascertain its lack of functionality. Everyone else is not so fortunate. Caveat emptor.
Metropolitan Avenue
I am fascinated by the number of pay phones whose receivers are simply ripped off. Are these collectible? Is there an underground community of public pay phone receiver fetishists in New York City? If so, I hope they use plenty of disinfectant.
Speaking of prophylaxis, be sure to pack a little protection before you give this person a ring. From your cell phone, of course.
Miss Heather
Some Fish For Friday
Filed under: Greenpoint Magic
(Or, Greenpoint: 2, Philosophy Works: 0)
Shortly after writing this post I noticed Philosophy Works has seen fit to retool their advertising campaign.
And wouldn’t you know it, but some Crosstown local patron, marker in hand, was ready and waiting.
Anyone up for a little fillet of soul?
Miss Heather
1000 Manhattan Avenue, Revisited Yet Again
Filed under: Greenpoint Magic
Yes folks, it would appear that the unthinkable has indeed happened. After a full year of citations and $20,000 worth of fines (all which are unpaid, by the way) this building owner is finally making much-needed repairs to this building.
I don’t know about you, but I think a block party should be thrown after this (admittedly hilarious) eyesore is removed from the sidewalk.
Miss Heather
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