Great Moments In Real Estate Advertising: Manhattan Style Living

January 26, 2010 ·
Filed under: 11211, Abjectecture, Williamsburg, Williamsburg Brooklyn 

I almost shot hot chocolate out of my nose when I saw this corker on Broadway this blustery afternoon. Granted, I have not been to Manhattan lately but this does not strike me being something one would ordinarily see there. At least not without a neighborhood association or two raising holy hell first. No sir, masterpieces of this caliber are almost exclusively an outer-borough affair.

I would also be remiss if I didn’t point out that this advertisement’s claim that this excrescence is “new construction” is somewhat disingenuous. Believe it or not this building was once a carbon copy of its neighbor to the left. Now it is “Manhattan Style Living”. Lucky us.

Miss Heather

Southside Photo Du Jour: Forman

December 30, 2009 ·
Filed under: 11211, Williamsburg, Williamsburg Brooklyn 

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This, arguably one of my favorite buildings in north Brooklyn, hails from Broadway.

Miss Heather

Southside Photo Du Jour: Hats

December 28, 2009 ·
Filed under: 11211, Williamsburg, Williamsburg Brooklyn 

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From Broadway.

Miss Heather

Williamspoint Photos Du Jour: Urban Fur

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Broadway

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South 5 Street

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Manhattan Avenue

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Lorimer Street

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Clifford Place

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Meserole Avenue

In closing, here’s an item that might be of interest to you dog lovers out there: Dog Habitat’s Black Friday Adoption Event!

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Jay Lombard (of Dog Habitat, who sent me the above image) writes:

Hey lady! We wanted to invite you to visit our adoption event tomorrow from noon to 5 p.m. Eight rescue dogs available for adoption from puppies to adolescent age. Pure breeds and brooklyn mutts. Please help us find homes for these beautiful pups!

I was initially confused by Jay’s missive. There are no ladies at New York Shitty. But I do appreciate the sentiment and will certainly make it a point to swing by and say “hi” these lovely pups. You should too.

BLACK FRIDAY ADOPTION DAY
November 27, 2009; 12:00 – 5:00 p.m.
Dog Habitat/Unleash Brooklyn
216 Franklin Street
Brooklyn, New York 11222

In closing this post goes out to Lisacat who did her best to assuage the suffering of an auto shop cat named Bondo. I am certain wherever he is (junkyard cat heaven?) he is grateful for your hard work. I know I am.

Miss Heather

P.S.: While I am (ostensibly) on the subject of fur, I discovered something on Manhattan Avenue today that really bothered me.

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The above photograph graces Forgotten-NY’s Greenpoint page. Regarding this wonderful example of old school signage Kevin Walsh writes:

When you’ve got a good sign, you don’t need to ever replace it. The old school phone number, probably EVergreen, is still there too.

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That is, of course, unless you are Belvedere Partners Corporation. In which case you drill a “For Sale” sign on top of it. I can’t honestly say I am surprised that they saw fit to do this. These folks have been peppering north Brooklyn with balconized Neoclassical crap for years. One of their latest opuses graces Skillman Avenue. It’s a real beauty. It goes without saying you can look forward to seeing it on New York Shitty. Soon.

Williamsburg Photo Du Jour: Never Say Never

November 25, 2009 ·
Filed under: 11206, 11211, Williamsburg, Williamsburg Brooklyn 

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This missive (which hails from Broadway just shy of Gerry Street) reminds me of a former roommate of mine. One day, after tiring of looking at his besmirched manties (which had been gracing the bathroom floor for no less than two days) I took action. I put on a pair of latex gloves, deftly placed the offending item in a Ziploc bag (with the “business” showing) and taped this parcel at eye level onto the refrigerator. The next day they were gone. Nothing was ever said, but he never did it again. Billy— wherever you are— this one’s for you.

Miss Heather

New York Shitty Day Starter: Hoop On Hooper

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Taken November 24, 2009.

Miss Heather

P.S.: I am constantly fascinated the by manifold ways milk crates are employed for alternative purposes in our fair city, be it a basketball hoop (as seen above) or otherwise. Here’s yet another example Williamsburg wiliness. It hails from Broadway.

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A go cart made from a shopping cart, a milk crate and a helluva lot of ingenuity. This is nothing short of awesome!

Crosstown Local Photo Du Jour: Poetry In Motion

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From the Queens-bound platform at Broadway.

Miss Heather

Southside Photo Du Jour: Loco!

November 23, 2009 ·
Filed under: 11211, Williamsburg, Williamsburg Brooklyn 

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From Broadway.

Miss Heather

Williamsburg Photo Du Jour: Broadway

November 22, 2009 ·
Filed under: 11211, Williamsburg, Williamsburg Brooklyn 

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Just another Sunday afternoon on the Southside…

Miss Heather

Southside Photos du Jour: Meat Lover’s Special

November 1, 2009 ·
Filed under: 11211, Williamsburg, Williamsburg Brooklyn 

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Can someone please explain to me why someone (in this case, Diner) would see fit to employ this (a disembodied cow’s head) as decor? Is this for Halloween? What is the appeal? I honestly don’t get it.

This does not make me hungry (quite to the contrary: it makes me sort of queasy). Thoughts/feedback anyone?

Miss Heather

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