Greenpoint Photo du Jour: Booty
Filed under: 11222, Greenpoint, Greenpoint Brooklyn, Greenpoint Magic, Street Art
From McGuinness Boulevard.
Missing On McGuinness Boulevard: Thatcher
I stumbled this missive at McGuinness Boulevard and Eagle Street while on “manhole patrol” this morning. If anyone has seen Thatcher (who is purportedly “feisty as hell”) please contact her person at the above-listed telephone number. Thanks!
From The New York Shitty Inbox: Meet Mr. Bailey
A good Samaritan we’ll call “L” writes of the above gentleman caller:
Last night an orange male stray (about a year or so old) made his way up to my second floor window, and climbed in thru a hole in the screen. At first I thought it was my neighbor’s orange cat breaking and entering, but he’s never come inside my apartment before, nor has he ever been this friendly. I checked with my neighbors, and indeed it was not their cat – and it looked like he’d found a home at my place. He wandered around my apartment, and after sharing some of my salmon dinner – he proceeded to crawl into my bed and catch himself some needed rest.
The cat was filthy, there was a layer of dirt all over him, and what appeared to be tar matted into his tail. In addition there was a visual gash on his front leg (that had healed and scared over), a sensitivity to touch on his lower back. But what freaked me out mostly was the infection I saw on his mouth. it looked like he had no lower teeth. This is a very loving cat, who wanted nothing more than to curl up and sleep and eat some food – but someone had done a number on him.
I let him dirty the sheets, and get a good night’s sleep. He ate two cans of cat food (mind you I don’t own a cat – and when it was clear he was intending to stay I had to run out and get him some supplies). And in the morning I finally found a vet on Nassau Ave who would see this little fellow, and check him out. (yes I could have dumped him at a shelter – but I couldn’t bare the thought that if no one claimed him or if they thought he was too hurt they’d just put him down) The Vet cleared the cat of feline lukemia and feline aids. I got him a rabies shot. But he was under weight, dehydrated, ridden with fleas, and indeed his mouth was infected. His front teeth are missing, and his two lower canines are cracked, broken, and blackened. The vet said eventually the cat will need to have his lower teeth removed, get distemper shots, be dewormed, etc. But for now a round of antibiotics were given and some pain meds to make the little guy feel more comfortable for the trauma he received to his jaw. From the look of the infection, it had been going on for about a month .
I’m writing to you hoping you might post his picture and see if anyone in the neighborhood is missing their orange cat. He’s litter trained, and it’s obvious he was someone’s not too long ago. Maybe someone is hurting missing their little kitty. Or maybe this same someone was the asshole who tortured this poor guy.
For now I’m hoping to help foster this cat back to health. Hopefully find it’s rightful owners, or perhaps find him the right loving home. In the meantime, I’m acting like a foster mom – feeding, cleaning, and caring for this kitty. I figured he either got lost along the way, or someone handed him a pretty crappy hand in his previous life. But he’s found me, and a nurturing home. So for now we’re calling our little friend “George Bailey.” Maybe this go around he’ll have a happier go of it.
Finally I’m hoping you might be able to point me in the right direction of cheaper vet care. I’m glad George is doing better this evening, but my wallet is still hurting from the visit. And with the surgery he’ll need in the future, I need to find great care, but at a more affordable price.
Thank you for any help you can provide.
If anyone reading this tome knows to whom this chap belongs— or has advice as to where “L” can get him some affordable vet care— please shoot an email to lyndadezorzi (at) mac (dot) com. Thanks!
New York Shitty Day Ender: Green Farms
Filed under: 11222, Greenpoint, Greenpoint Brooklyn, Greenpoint Magic, Stuff That Makes Miss Heather Happy

Taken November 15, 2011.
Greenburg Photo du Jour: McCarren Park
Filed under: 11211, 11222, Greenpoint, Greenpoint Brooklyn, Greenpoint Magic, Williamsburg, Williamsburg Brooklyn

Taken November 15, 2011.
No Manhole Left Behind: Reader Contribution du Jour
Filed under: 11211, Criminal Activity, East Williamsburg, East Williamsburg Brooklyn, Greenpoint, Greenpoint Brooklyn, Greenpoint Magic

A Frost Street resident writes:
Right outside my front goddamn door
Spotted On Engert Avenue: DL Boards





The one thing I love about Greenpoint— and New York City in general— is you never know what you are going to find around any given corner. Thus I was pleasantly surprised when turned onto Engert Avenue from Leonard Street and stumbled upon a man busy making skateboard decks. The name of this endeavor is DL Boards— as in Derek and Lauren— who are not only boyfriend and girlfriend but also collaborators!

While not an enthusiast myself, I have to say I was pretty fond of a deck Lauren designed (as seen above at right).

Presiding over all of this activity is a rather handsome dude named Colm. You can peruse DL Boards’s web site by clicking here. Check it out!
From The New York Shitty Inbox: McGolrick Park Needs Help!
Filed under: 11211, 11222, Criminal Activity, Greenpoint, Greenpoint Brooklyn, Greenpoint Magic, Williamsburg, Williamsburg Brooklyn
A woman we’ll call “L” writes (in an email addressed to our Parks Supervisor, Parks Supervisor for Brooklyn, the 94th Precinct, Community Board 1 and elected officials— among numerous others— and sporting no less than thirteen pages of signed petitions attached):
My name is (excised) and I am a mom to 3 boys. We have lived in the neighborhood directly surrounding McGolrick Park for almost 10 years.
To begin, I am presenting you with a petition of 124 signatures of people who have the same concerns about McGolrick Park that I am about to voice. While collecting these names I was surprised to learn just how angry most of these people are. I heard horror stories of park experiences and livid complaints from every signer. Their specific issues ranged from trepidation about lights in the middle of the park being out or off for a very long time, to frustration at having to call 911 or the 94th precinct dozens and dozens of times in the past 6 months, to a report that a neighbor was shot with some kind of pellet gun just last week while small children were also walking near him. Although these issues are specifically focused on McGolrick Park, it is common knowledge that similar problems exist at many of the North Brooklyn parks, namely McCarren and American. All this being said, this petition is not an indictment of park workers, that is the men and women who thanklessly clean up the disgusting and unnecessary messes of the park. They, like all the residents and park-goers, need the support of park management to fix the greater problems that exist.
When my family first moved to the McGolrick area in 2002, the park was an absolute wasteland. . . filled with blood, puke, abusive drunks, needles and dime bags. It was disgusting and I hated taking my young son there. At its worst, I even witnessed an 18 month old fall into an open sewage drain in the center of the park. It was all awful. But then Gardener Dave Wysocki came to McGolrick, wonderful Dave, who transformed the park from wretched to amazingly beautiful, an urban paradise that became a daily part of my growing family.
Since Dave’s departure earlier this year, McGolrick has rapidly degenerated. This has lead to three major areas of concern that I would like to outline:
Firstly, there are groups of homeless, drunk men who take up residence in the park or on the benches of its perimeter at various times. I must insert here that for the past 6 weeks their presence has decreased significantly, perhaps due to the in-park suicide of a presumed homeless man in late September, which I must add is not the first violent and unnecessary death of one of these men in the park. I am dismayed that it takes someone dying to enact change. But returning to my original point, these groups often leave garbage, glass, and most importantly human excrement and blood throughout the park, even in the playground area. There are also instances when they have been aggressive towards others in the park. I personally was once accosted by one man who attempted to enter my car when I pressed the automatic door opener. As I was putting my 3 kids in the car he hovered there demanding that I give him money, until a passer-by, or as my middle son called him, a super-hero, came to our aid. This same man detained my babysitter in the same way as she sat on a bench of the park. Plainly said, these men pose health and safety risks that should be addressed in the short-term by better clean-up and more police patrols to keep them out. But more importantly, social services need to be called upon to offer more pro-active outreach to these populations. Until these men receive support such as counseling, rehabilitation, and housing, their residency in the park will continue.
Secondly, there is a group of young teenagers who have caused considerable damage to the park. They throw and break glass bottles, tip full garbage cans in order to jump them with their bikes, they have destroyed an entire row of benches, and then when repaired, they destroyed the benches again. They have set fires, and cut down a small tree. Again, the best way to stop this behavior in the short-term is to have more police patrols in the park, but in the long-run we need better mentoring and outreach programs for at-risk youth of this community. These kids in particular have been running the streets for about five years which says to me that either their families neglect their welfare, or their home-life is so bad that they can’t stand to be in their houses. In any case, Greenpoint could surely use a strong and present social action group that is specifically focused on the needs of the pre-teen and teen populations. Furthermore, we need more outdoor spaces that speak to the needs of this age group and more community centers that offer positive and safe ways for them to spend their time.
Lastly, under Dave Wysocki’s leadership McGolrick Park became a shining star of the Greenpoint, a true community asset that drew hundreds of new families and residents to this area. Not only did he make the park beautiful with additions of many flowers, tress, and shrubs, he educated his staff on how to care for the gardens properly. He offered nature-based workshops for the small children of the neighborhood, involved the community in the revitalization of the park, and most importantly created a strong relationship with PS 110. By doing so he offered those children special educational opportunities and a sense of positive ownership in this land. It is an absolute travesty that all of his hard work, so quickly went down the tubes. McGolrick needs park management with the passion and commitment that Dave showed. That is the backbone of the health and safety of the park, and without it I fear that one day, I’ll hear of another hanging body or see another baby’s body floating in a sewer drain.
All this being said, I’m sure that as the cold weather approaches these issues will naturally decrease. However, I am also sure that as soon as spring arrives, residents will be dealing with these same grievances again, UNLESS the residents, park management, local law enforcement, the community board, social services, and local politicians make plans of action over the next winter months for how to improve the current conditions at McGolrick Park.
I and so many of my neighbors have been given the run-around and have been shut down in pursuing our goal of bettering the park. Park management has said to contact the 94th; the 94th said to contact the community board; the community board said to contact the Parks Department. This is a vicious cycle of irresponsibility that is getting us nowhere and the residents of this community will stand for it no longer. A much-appreciated, first step in the right direction would be a well-advertized “town hall” meeting with all of you who are addressed in this letter, to happen as soon as possible. (Perhaps such a meeting could take place at the Lutheran Church on Russell Street between Driggs and Nassau.) We want the opportunity to truly be heard, since we have been ignored for so long. We want to know how you specifically plan to resolve these issues. . . and I can assure you that we are ready to hold you accountable if solutions are not developed and implemented.
I, like so many people of this community, look forward to hearing your responses and hope that our concerns for the health and safety of McGolrick Park will finally be addressed. Thank you.
I suppose this is as good a time as any to remind folks that Community Board 1’s Parks and Waterfront Subcommittee convenes this evening at 6:30 p.m.! Once again, you must sign in by 6:15 in order to speak!*
Parks & Waterfront Committee Meeting, Community Board 1
November 16, 2011 starting at 6:30 p.m.
Community Board 1 Office
435 Graham Avenue
Brooklyn, New York 11211
*Apparently the Parks and Waterfront Committee’s public meetings unlike those of, say, the Public Safety and Transportation do not allow the public to sign up and speak. Mind you, this is despite the fact this right is established by charter by our fair city. Go figure.
Photo Credits: Pile of human feces with asswipe was found at this very park last week by yours truly.


















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