New York Shitty Day Starter: Old School

August 24, 2010 ·
Filed under: 11211, Williamsburg, Williamsburg Brooklyn 

From Metropolitan Avenue.

Miss Heather

Williamsburg Photo Du Jour: Testosteronation

August 22, 2010 ·
Filed under: 11211, Williamsburg, Williamsburg Brooklyn 

From Metropolitan Avenue.

Miss Heather

Crosstown Local Photos Du Jour: Waiting

When I took the above shot I accidentally bumped into a young woman. After apologizing I explained:

Whenever they suspend G train service I like to take pictures of all the happy people waiting for the shuttle bus.

She laughed. And I added:

It’s like something from the Great Depression. These people look like they want to shove the barrel in their mouths and pull the trigger.

She replied:

You should email that to the MTA.

Perhaps I will?

Miss Heather

Williamsburg Video Du Jour: Après Moi le Deluge

August 22, 2010 ·
Filed under: 11211, Bloomblight, Williamsburg, Williamsburg Brooklyn 

As yours truly inexorably creeps closer to middle age, I have achieved a certain level of acceptance about life. For example:

  1. I have grown to accept I will never be a millionaire. Money always has been and always will be a concern for me.
  2. I will never win the Nobel Prize. Not that I have really tried, mind you. I am, by my own admission a colossal UNDERachiever.
  3. I have pretty much (by)passed all the milestones people hold near and dear. All I have left to do is die— which brings me to the video you just watched.

I would like to take a moment to applaud the New York City Parks Department for awakening me from my existentialist funk by reminding me that I am in no hurry whatsoever to accomplish point #3. In fact, I have never felt so alive as I did this afternoon while patronizing this public lavatory at Jamie Campiz Playground and praying to god* I would not be electrocuted.

Sincerely grateful,

Miss Heather

*Given I am an agnostic this is truly noteworthy.

Williamsburg Photos Du Jour: Bicycle

August 16, 2010 ·
Filed under: 11211, BAD ASS, Williamsburg, Williamsburg Brooklyn 

From Metropolitan Avenue.

Miss Heather

Williamsburg Street Art Du Jour: Metropolitan Avenue

August 15, 2010 ·
Filed under: 11211, Street Art, Williamsburg, Williamsburg Brooklyn 

Taken August 14, 2010.

Miss Heather

Williamsburg Street Art Du Jour: Elle

August 12, 2010 ·
Filed under: 11211, Street Art, Williamsburg, Williamsburg Brooklyn 

From Metropolitan Avenue.

Miss Heather

Crosstown Local Photo Du Jour: Precious Bodily Fluids

August 12, 2010 ·
Filed under: 11211, Crosstown Local, Williamsburg, Williamsburg Brooklyn 

This hails from the Union Avenue entrance of the G and L trains at Metropolitan Avenue. I am going to go out on a limb here and surmise this missive has fallen on deaf ears. I mean, if one has chosen to live in Williamsburg or Greenpoint, well, I think what you know what I am getting at. This might explain my community’s predilection for vodka, though.

Miss Heather

Williamsburg Street Art Du Jour: Mixed Bag

August 11, 2010 ·
Filed under: 11211, Street Art, Williamsburg, Williamsburg Brooklyn 

Taken August 11, 2010.

Miss Heather

Lost On Metropolitan Avenue: Common Courtesy

August 9, 2010 ·
Filed under: 11211, Culture War, Williamsburg, Williamsburg Brooklyn 

WOW.

Miss Heather

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