Greenpoint Photos Du Jour: I <3 New York...

February 14, 2013 ·
Filed under: 11222, Greenpoint, Greenpoint Brooklyn, Greenpoint Magic 

quite literally.




T & N Wine and Liquor’s latest window display has been the source of considerable interest to passersby this morning. Chris, this establishment’s proprietor, has assured me he’ll be adding blood later. That’s Valentine’s Day in the Garden Spot for you…


UPDATE, 2:29 p.m.: Chris kept his word…



Bushwick Photo Du Jour: Reservations

January 21, 2013 ·
Filed under: 11237, Bushwick, Bushwick Brooklyn, The Word On The Street 


Those of you who are aficionados of White Castle  (and you know who you are) will be pleased as punch to know the above-depicted location (1545 Myrtle Avenue) is taking reservations for this upcoming Valentine’s Day! To each their own, I (a vegetarian) say…

LAST GASP: My Funny Valentine

February 15, 2012 ·
Filed under: 11222, Greenpoint, Greenpoint Brooklyn, Greenpoint Magic 

A chap named Andy writes:

I went to Newtown creek and here is a video I made of the visit on Valentines day…

OUTSTANDING— and thanks for sharing!

From The New York Shitty Inbox: BK <3's U!

Julian Cole, the artist responsible for the really neat— but regrettably short-livedBrooklyn Christmas Tree writes yesterday, February 13th:

Hey Heather,

I hope you are doing well!

I just thought I would give you the heads up on my next project, I am putting up another little art piece tomorrow on the Williamsburg Bridge. I am creating a sign ‘Brooklyn (Heart Sign) U’ the heart sign will have 21 plastic roses in the middle. On each of the roses I am going to have a little note like the one below will say ‘I love when you drunken call me at 3AM, keep being awesome Love Brooklyn’ and I am going to tell people to take the roses. I am going to do it about 9AM, I will make sure to take some photos and send them to you.

Without further ado here they are!

I suspect I speak for quite a few people when I thank Julian for doing this! This has made my— and undoubtedly many others (like the above couple’s)— day!

Greenpoint Photo du Jour: From Russell Street With Love

February 14, 2012 ·
Filed under: 11222, Greenpoint, Greenpoint Brooklyn, Greenpoint Magic 

Taken February 13, 2012.

Quicklink: Love Stinks

February 9, 2012 ·
Filed under: 11222, Greenpoint, Greenpoint Brooklyn, Greenpoint Magic 

Those of you looking for a special to celebrate this upcoming Valentine’s Day will be pleased as punch to know there will be a tour that very day at our beloved Shit Tits replete with a Hershey’s Kiss at the end. Aaron Short has the scoop (on the poop) which you can read by clicking here.

Check it out— and oh yeah: buy one of my cards (as seen at left)!

Spotted On West Street: Puppy Love

This morning yours truly woke up in a churlish mood. This was further exacerbated by a walk down West Street. It was there I noticed the subject of my Poo Corner Project, a ground-breaking experiment in behavior modification, had reverted back to his rather unpleasant habit of saturation bombing the sidewalk with dog shit. I decided action was necessary and to this end procured some supplies including but not limited to my usual war chest of sidewalk chalk and glitter; a piece of poster board and Conversation Hearts. I felt a Valentine’s Day theme was in order.

A stencil was made, glitter poured and the bag of confectionery goodness opened.

Noting the relevance of this one, I decided its placement on one of the showcased shits was crucial.

Pick me.

As I was completing my project a young man and woman stopped to look at my handiwork. They were quite amused and wanted to know what gives. I tendered a brief summary of the Poo Corner Project while pointing out the heart stating “puppy love”. To wit one of my new friends replied:

That’s what I am feeling right now.

and went on the explain he was a student at Baruch College and was soon to begin military service in the Marines. I told him the former was really laudable and the latter really sweet. In return he asked me for my phone number. Not wishing to hurt his feelings I let him down gently:

If was not married I’d gladly give it to you. Chicks who cover dog shit with glitter tend to go pretty fast.

Upon noticing I was ascribing a date to this dung he kindly offered the time from his cell phone: 2:16 p.m. I thanked him but added that I didn’t think it wasn’t necessary. However, we unanimously agreed this work of art needed a title. So I gave it one.

This one’s for you, Jamal!

From Franklin Street With Love, Part II

Taken January 27, 2012.

New York Shitty Photo du Jour: Manhattan Avenue

January 19, 2012 ·
Filed under: 11222, Greenpoint, Greenpoint Brooklyn, Greenpoint Magic 

Taken January 19, 2012.

Greenpoint Photo du Jour: Hearts & Siding

February 14, 2011 ·
Filed under: 11222, Greenpoint, Greenpoint Brooklyn, Greenpoint Magic, Vinyl Siding 

From Driggs Avenue.

Miss Heather

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