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LAST GASP: When Worlds Collide
This bit of short-bus-meets-King of Beers gridlock hails from the intersection of Richardson Street and Union Avenue and goes out to Community Board 1’s Transportation whiz, Karen Nieves, who I had the pleasure of meeting in person at tonight’s “Community Meeting”!* After witnessing one full hour of Greenpoint goodness I thought she might need some comic relief.
Miss Heather
*Footage from which is uploading— slowly but surely. Be patient folks!
Urban Fur: Funny Face
Filed under: 11211, Crazy Cat Lady, Urban Fur, Williamsburg, Williamsburg Brooklyn
Taken February 2, 2011.
Miss Heather
Lost At McCarren Park: Imaginary Friend
Filed under: 11211, 11222, Culture War, Greenpoint, Greenpoint Brooklyn, Greenpoint Magic, Williamsburg, Williamsburg Brooklyn
I realize the above text is a little difficult to decipher so I have taken the trouble of transcribing it below:
NAME: Fredrick A. Girthwoods
DESCRIPTION: He is a 57 year old man. He is 6 ft. 22 mm. He is a natural red head. He has two legs, two arms, one head, two eyes, one nose, one mouth and 32 teeth. Fredrick is highly allergic to cream of wheat and squirrel’s (sic). His favorite food is gluten-free graham crackers. He is vegan so don’t try to attract him with a chicken leg. You might find him in the tattoo parlor, Three Kings. He has a slight speech impediment and talks with a lisp. He also touts a very heavy Finnish accent. If you see him please tell him that jingles is sorry about your palm tree Freddyboo, please come home!
Any questions?
Miss Heather
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