Greenpoint Photo du Jour: Bayside

November 3, 2008 ·
Filed under: Greenpoint Magic 

From Kent Avenue.

Miss Heather

Urban Artifact du Jour: If You See Something, Say Something

November 3, 2008 ·
Filed under: Greenpoint Magic, Queens, Urban Artifact 

Every year I do the same thing: forget to buy my husband an anniversary present. Thankfully providence intervened when we hopped on the B24 to go to dinner.

The chap to the right dropped something out of his pocket. Being a highly inquisitive person I craned my head over to get a closer look. I chuckled.

It was at that moment the tension in the back of the bus became palpable enough to cut with a kitchen knife; he was looking at it, I was looking at it, his friend (to the left) stared at it. Even Mr. Heather was transfixed. Someone had to do something to stop this stand-off. So, being the cold-hearted bitch I am, I stepped over, snatched it up, laughed at it, showed it to Mister Heather and jammed it into my pocket. Problem solved!

Perhaps this is some money-making ploy by the MTA to avoid raising fares?

The fake boobs on this gal are quite remarkable. I suspect John Goodman could use them for flotation devices. I wonder if she comes with an “EasyPay Fare Option“?*

Miss Heather

*And uses these condoms, for that matter.

Williamsburg Photo du Jour: O-BA-M-A

November 2, 2008 ·
Filed under: Williamsburg 

From Grand Street.

Miss Heather

NYC Marathon Wrap-Up

November 2, 2008 ·
Filed under: Greenpoint Magic 

Today the Mister and I decided to take a jaunt down Manhattan Avenue* and savor some NYC Marathon action. All in all it was pretty fun. Follows are a few highlights. Enjoy!

You can see more pix I took of this event by clicking here. Be sure to check back later for Mr. Heather’s contributions and share your choice tidbits of NYC Marathon Greenpoint goodness in my photo pool!

Miss Heather

*On the way to the Beaner Bar, whose hot chocolate is absolutely AMAZING!

TONIGHT AT EAST COAST ALIENS!

November 2, 2008 ·
Filed under: Greenpoint Magic 

Just in time for election day the guys at East Coast Aliens are rolling out a real classic… none other than Dr. Strangelove! Doors open at 8:30 p.m., show starts at 9:00 p.m. and …did I mention this screening is absolutely FREE?!?

East Coast Aliens
216 Franklin Street
Brooklyn, New York 11222

Until we meet again!

Miss Heather

Greenpoint Photos du Jour: Dusk Along The Waterfront

November 2, 2008 ·
Filed under: Greenpoint Magic, Mr. Heather's Kamera Korner 

By Mister Heather.*

Miss Heather

*Who was, I shit you not, asked by the local constabulary what he was doing as he took the above photograph of our sludge tank.

From The New York Shitty Photo Pool

November 2, 2008 ·
Filed under: Greenpoint Magic 

What can you say about this photograph other than it was taken by garsav and is (aptly) entitled “Greenpoint: The Morning After Halloween”? Nice find, garsav!

Miss Heather

ELECTION DAY: Pin The Tail On the Palin

November 1, 2008 ·
Filed under: Greenpoint Magic 

That’s pretty much what I’ll be doing on November 4th after I cast my vote. Hoping, drinking— and probably praying— the she-wolf of Wasilla and her surly old fart of a running mate are not deemed Oval office-worthy by the “battle ground” states. Thankfully t.b.d. will be hosting an “Election Night Extravaganza” that is totally up my alley…

replete with Baracktails, no less!

Election Night Extravaganza
November 4, 1008, 8:00 p.m.
t.b.d

224 Franklin Street
Brooklyn, New York 11222

Miss Heather

Greenpoint Photo du Jour: We Will Be Back!

November 1, 2008 ·
Filed under: Greenpoint Magic 

From Manhattan Avenue.

Miss Heather

The Self-Indulgent Anniversary Post

November 1, 2008 ·
Filed under: Crazy People 

As of last night, October 31, 2008 Mister Heather and I have (more or less) enjoyed three years of matrimonial bliss. About.com states about year three:

The 3rd wedding anniversary is often when a couple is aware of their durability of their relationship. That is why leather is the traditional gift for this celebration. Here are some third wedding anniversary ideas and symbols to help you choose gifts associated with your 3rd marriage anniversary…

A riding crop or cat of nine tails would be greatly appreciated by yours truly. If for no other reason than it might motivate Mister Heather to put his panties in the laundry hamper.

Because “I did”.

Miss Heather