Bed-Stuy Pay Phone du Jour: Broadway

March 14, 2008 ·
Filed under: Bed-Stuy 

Broadway Pay Phone

You may not get a dial tone at this pay phone but someone was thoughtful enough to leave a delicious can of Ensure for your delectation. Yummy.

Miss Heather

Bed-Stuy Photo du Jour: Stuyvesant Avenue

March 14, 2008 ·
Filed under: Bed-Stuy 

$100 Fine

Help keep New York City clean. Don’t do what this bad boot wearer did: always place your refuse inside the provided receptacles.

Miss Heather

The Good, The Bad and The Ugly On DeKalb Avenue

March 14, 2008 ·
Filed under: Bed-Stuy, Fedders Friday, Mr. Heather's Kamera Korner 

866 Dekalb Avenue

I recently discovered a really neat old building at 866 DeKalb Avenue.

Crystal Steam Laundry

It used to be the home of Crystal Steam Laundry. Fred K. Weis was its proprietor.

Crystal Laundry

At this advertisement from the November 19, 1902 edition of the Brooklyn Daily Eagle indicates, they charged a mere 5 cents per pound of laundry. What a deal!

UGLY

Here’s a detail of 866 Dekalb’s new neighbor. Is that a Fedder’s box I see?

The Good, The Bad and The Ugly

No, make that FOUR Fedders boxes for four times the air conditioned FUN!

Disco Gyno

Perhaps I am reading too much into this, but who wants to patronize a gynecologist who appears to ply his trade in a disco? Just a thought.

Miss Heather

Greenpoint Photo du Jour: Reflections Upon Geography

March 14, 2008 ·
Filed under: Greenpoint Magic 

Fuck Geography

From Nassau Avenue, across the street from the Automotive High School.

Miss Heather

Bushwick Photo du Jour: Don’t Slouch

March 13, 2008 ·
Filed under: Bushwick 

Don’t Slouch

From the Manhattan-bound platform of the L train at Halsey Street.

Miss Heather

95 Clay Street Revisited

March 13, 2008 ·
Filed under: Greenpoint Magic 

As I was crossing the Pulaski Bridge yesterday I found myself wondering if I could see the building the owners of 95 Clay Street managed to erect without a nary a permit or notice from the Department of Buildings. When I reached the incline at Box Street I stopped and turned around.

95 Clay Street

Sure enough, there it was. In fact I made a rather amusing discovery as I gazed upon at this masterpiece of illegal construction.

95 Clay Street and 48 Box Street

It is located only a Stop Work Order’s throw’s away from one of the Department of Buildings outstanding achievements in Greenpoint: 48 Box Street. As my compatriot over at the Gowanus Lounge put it so eloquently, this building is the product of immaculate construction. Despite numerous Stop Work Orders it just keeps getting taller and taller. I’ve noticed this. My colleague over at the Brooklyn Optimist has noticed this. People who cross the Pulaski Bridge have noticed this. But strangely enough, the Department of Buildings has not. And now there another building right beside it that was completed without a permit and whose only means of egress is through the basement of the building in front of it. Go figure.

Wishing to discuss this matter with a professional, I shared my findings with Hard Hat Hannah.

Illegal Building

I pointed out the new building in 95 Clay Street’s backyard and then I made light of its illustrious neighbor.

Hannah and 48 Box Street

She was less than pleased.

Miss Heather

Could Not Be A Man

March 13, 2008 ·
Filed under: Greenpoint Magic 

In keeping with Women’s History Month I thought it would interesting to see if the Brooklyn Daily Eagle archives would have any material of both feminist and Greenpoint interest. Not only did I find just such an article (from the March 29, 1902 edition), but it is a really intense tome at that. Read on and get a glimpse of how one woman felt about her lot in life over 100 years ago.

3/29/1902 BDE

While disturbing, this article (all the way down to the manner in which it is written) is an excellent indicator of the popular sentiment harbored towards women at the end of the Victorian era. The author of this articles points out twice that Ms. Moshoson ran a profitable dress making business, but gave no thought whatsoever to the possibility that this career did not make her happy. He goes on to glibly state:

the fact that women walking on the streets are not immune from the stares of men was another thing which is said to disturb her

but does not some seem to care whether or not the above behavior is socially unacceptable. This is probably because it wasn’t and (as the popularity of HollabackNYC would attest) still isn’t. It was simply her lot in life to be looked at. Being a woman, she had no say so in the manner.

In closing, I think what drove Ms. Moshoson to suicide was the fact she was all to aware of what the world had to offer and her sex precluded from experiencing much of it. She was, in a manner of speaking, dying from the drudgery and lack of dignity that was a woman’s life in the early 20th century. Hers was a living death. While it makes me happy that women have come a long way in the last 100 years, the fact of the matter is as a society we still have a long, long way to go.

Miss Heather

Greenpoint Photo du Jour: McCarren Park

March 13, 2008 ·
Filed under: Greenpoint Magic 

The Asshole Tree

Not only did we get spiffy new signs admonishing us (in two languages no less) not to drink publicly, but we have also been blessed with our first asshole tree!

Miss Heather

Brooklyn Blogfest III Needs Your Help!

March 12, 2008 ·
Filed under: Area 51 

Okay. I’ve got a tentative booking at the Brooklyn Lyceum for May 8th. Trouble is, they won’t pencil it in (cause they’re kind of jerky about that) and I have to give them $600 to cover the entire cost (which is $100/per hour) of space rental from 5 p.m. until 11 p.m if they’re going to hold it for us. NOW.The Lyceum, it seems to me, is a perfect location, literally right on top of the R-train. It’s big, they’ve got a stage, A/V equipment, etc. It’ll be fairly easy to do food there, etc. I think it’s sort of perfect. And it’s on the new fourth Avenue (after party at the Holiday Inn Express – just kidding). Maybe Canteen wants to cater. Anyway, all good. I was going to go ahead and do that but finances are a little wobbly right now. Does anyone want to help me pay for it. They will be reimbursed after the Blogfest. How should we do this?

Indeed, how should WE do this? Anyone who is interested in helping make Brooklyn Blogfest III happen can contact me at:

misheather (at) newyorkshitty (dot) com

I’ll hook you up with the author of the above missive.

Miss Heather

Reflections Upon Gentrification: #1 Of The Greenpoint 10

March 12, 2008 ·
Filed under: Greenpoint Magic 

All too often as I sit at this computer and listen to the bang banging of Magic Johnson’s silver hammers I find myself worrying about my neighborhood’s future:

Will the developers succeed turning the glory that is Greenpoint into yet another bland affluent ghetto?

Twenty years from now will I find myself explaining to my own children, or more likely SOMEONE ELSE’S children, that there was a time when The Garden Spot on the Universe not only did not suck, but had personality? I certainly hope not.

The previous are both very good questions. And today I found a glimmer of hope that the character of our neighborhood— or more accurately the characters who reside therein— are quite alive and well.

Pigtails

Never seen male pattern baldness paired with pigtails, you say? Come on down to Manhattan Avenue. We got it. Take that gentrification!

Pigtails Back

What’s more, we don’t need any tony, overpriced Bedford Avenue boutiques telling us how to dress. We can coordinate our jackets, sweat pants, mini skirts, purses and hairdos just fine on our own, thank you very much.

Viva La Punta Verde!

Miss Heather

UPDATE, 4:52 p.m.: I have since learned this person is quite the fashion plate. G-Point writes:

This man lives but a few doors down from me. Just last week, while waiting for the B61 bus, my husband and I saw him in front of Lite Bites wearing – I kid you not – a Catholic schoolgirl-style plaid skirt and black tights. A couple of years ago, we saw him emerge from his apartment to take the garbage out in NOTHING BUT GRANNY UNDERWEAR.

God I love Greenpoint!

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