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New York Shitty Videos du Jour: Live From 400 McGuinness Boulevard
As promised, here is footage from yesterday’s rally to protest the proposed 200 bed homeless assessment center at 400 McGuinness Boulevard. Enjoy!
Steve Levin, Joe Lentol and CB1 Public Safety Chair Kalita Speak
A Woman (Greenpoint resident?) Rebuts
Miss Heather
From The New York Shitty Photo Pool: Saleh
This photograph was taken by Will Star and features none other than the co-proprietor of Greenpoint Grocery, Saleh. I have it on excellent intelligence he is in the process of selling his establishment so be sure to stop by and say “Hi” while you can!
Miss Heather
New York Shitty Day Starter: Teddy Bear
Filed under: 11222, Greenpoint, Greenpoint Brooklyn, Greenpoint Magic, Urban Artifact
This find hails from Greenpoint Avenue and comes courtesy of Sherry Wasserman.
Miss Heather
New York Shitty Photo du Jour: Life Is Beautiful
And on that note, dear readers, I am going to continue doing what I have been doing all day: nothing!* Until we meet again…
Miss Heather
*One exception: I did attend (and film) today’s rally at 400 McGuinness Boulevard. You can anticipate seeing it here in a bit!
New York Shitty Day Ender: Live From Newtown Creek
Filed under: 11101, 11206, 11222, 11378, Blissville, Blissville Queens, East Williamsburg, East Williamsburg Brooklyn, Greenpoint, Greenpoint Brooklyn, Greenpoint Magic, Long Island City, Long Island City Queens, Maspeth, Maspeth Queens, Newtown Creek
While prognosticated, the rapture did not happen today. Or if it did I was left behind and am ready, willing and able to process copious amounts of photographs and video footage from my Newtown Creek experience. Before we proceed here are some interesting facts/observations:
- Courtesy of a nearby radio station the Kosciuszko Bridge is “live”. In other words when men perform maintenance on it they must be “grounded”.
- The sour mash from breweries which formerly dotted the creek were fed to cows and their milk (which was reputed to taste rather awful) was then sold to orphanages at deep discounts. For this reason the product was called “orphan’s milk”.
- The “product” from our local waste treatment plant is dried into cakes (their words, not mine) and sold on the open market as fertilizer.
- After a week of heavy rainfall Newtown Creek is awash in Coney Island whitefish.
A Bit About Hunters Point (South) Development
Two Words: SHIT TITS!
Our tour guide, Mitch Waxman, explains the provenance of “DUGABO”
The First, But Hardly Last, Condom Spotting of the Day
The Penny Bridge Is Discussed
KAYAKERS!
A Representative from Riverkeeper Speaks, Part I: Waste Management
TEASER/CAVEAT: If you watch carefully you will see the putrefied bloated corpse of a cat drifting in the water.
A Representative from Riverkeeper Speaks, Part II: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About The Shit Tits
In closing I will leave you with this very informative brochure from my sojourn. You can view it by clicking here.
Miss Heather
From The New York Shitty Photo Pool, Part II: Thespians
Filed under: 10019, Bronx, Hell's Kitchen, Hell's Kitchen Manhattan, Manhattan, New York City
Chris Arnade (who took the above photograph) writes:
I been working with this nonprofit Hunts Point Alliance for Children. The children (12 -14 years of age) are going to perform Twelfth Night tonight in Bronx and tomorrow in Manhattan… Do you mind posting the link to the play? They have been working really hard and the money goes to a great charity.
Done!
Twelfth Night (as performed by the Hunts Point Children’s Shakespeare Ensemble)
May 22, 2011 at 6:00 p.m.
Five Angels Theater
789 10th Avenue
New York, New York 10019
NOTE: While this show is free a R.S.V.P. is required!
Miss Heather
From The New York Shitty Photo Pool: Nick’s Garden
Filed under: 11211, 11222, Greenpoint, Greenpoint Brooklyn, Greenpoint Magic, Williamsburg, Williamsburg Brooklyn
Taken by Miss Mousey Brown.
Miss Heather
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