From The New York Shitty Photo Pool, Part II: Pump

January 3, 2012 ·
Filed under: New York City, Street Art, Stuff That Makes Miss Heather Happy 

Taken by amolho4.

Quicklink: New Year’s Day Sexual Assault In “Greenpoint”?

January 3, 2012 ·
Filed under: 11211, East Williamsburg, East Williamsburg Brooklyn 

The “good” news: this assault did not happen in Greenpoint. It came to pass on Maspeth Avenue (East Williamsburg). Not that this makes the fact a sexual assault came to pass any more appetizing: it doesn’t. You can read NBC’s very general rundown of what happened by clicking here. Otherwise, please PLEASE exercise extra vigilance while out and about late at night north Brooklynites— and watch out for each other!

UPDATE, 9:35 p.m.: This evening it was brought to my attention that a similar (and thankfully: unsuccessful) sexual assault came to pass this same evening in the same general area (Humboldt near Withers Street, about a ten minute walk north). Although I have asked for more details here’s what I know: this incident came to pass around 4:00 a.m. The woman, thinking quickly, screamed until she got the attention of neighbors (who called the police). The “perp” (who it should be noted, had his “tackle” out and ready to “go”)  got scared and ran away.

Special thanks goes out to Queens Crap for bringing this to my attention.

The Word On The Street: A Greenpoint Avenue PSA

Taken January 3, 2012.

Found On Franklin: Pussy

January 3, 2012 ·
Filed under: 11222, Greenpoint, Greenpoint Brooklyn, Greenpoint Magic 

Although no details are given, I found these fliers solely between Green and Huron— so I am guessing this is where he (was found. If you know to whom this feline belongs please contact his good Samaritan at the above-listed telephone number. Thanks!

Williamsburg Photo du Jour: From North 10 Street With Love

January 3, 2012 ·
Filed under: 11211, Williamsburg, Williamsburg Brooklyn 

Taken January 2, 2012.

From The New York Shitty Photo Pool: Shades

January 3, 2012 ·
Filed under: Manhattan, New York City 

Taken by Steven R. Hazlett.

New York Shitty Street Seating du Jour: Leonard Street

January 3, 2012 ·
Filed under: 11222, Greenpoint, Greenpoint Brooklyn, Greenpoint Magic, Street Furniture 

Taken January 2, 2011.

New York Shitty Day Starter: A Bedford Avenue PSA

January 3, 2012 ·
Filed under: 11211, The Word On The Street, Williamsburg, Williamsburg Brooklyn 

Taken January 2, 2012.

New York Shitty Day Ender: Queensbridge Park

January 2, 2012 ·
Filed under: 11101, Long Island City, Long Island City Queens, Queens 

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Taken by entropymedia.

From The New York Shitty Inbox: Ingenuity

January 2, 2012 ·
Filed under: 11222, Greenpoint, Greenpoint Brooklyn, Greenpoint Magic 

A person who calls him/herself IPFreely writes of the above trio (in an email entitled “Missing a Fence?”):

Hi Heather,

We spotted this while walking right past the Shit Tits on Greenpoint avenue this Friday. At first I thought they had stolen a bike which was still chained to a fence. But since this was on Greenpoint avenue, just a block down from Scrap King, I think it’s safe to say that these guys came up with an ingenious method of transporting this heavy piece of scrap metal. Happy New Year!
Who knows for certain? Nonetheless, Janette Sadik-Khan would be proud!
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