New York Shitty Day Starter: Sea Monkey

seamonkey

From Morgan Avenue.

Miss Heather

LAST GASP: Meet The Coney Island Post-Impressionists

September 9, 2009 ·
Filed under: Brooklyn, Coney Island, Crazy Cat Lady 

Today’s New York Shitty “Day Ender” has come to pass. But after stumbling upon the following Coney Island cuties via my friend’s Amusing The Zillion’s flickr page I simply had to post them. STAT.

torbiewithbootsMEMYSELFI

I have named this lovely lass “Madame Matisse” due to the lovely orange line down her nose.

suzannevaladon

Methinks I’ll keep the Post-Impressionism ball rolling with this cutie. Just like her sister and brothers she was born in the Luna Park Houses, and given her intense(ly cute) and pensive demeanor I name her Suzanne. As in Suzanne Valadon. Ms. Valadon clearly loved tri-colors. What’s not to love? It’s like getting three cats in one!

Gauguin

Gauguin doesn’t hail from Tahiti. She comes from Coney Island Brooklyn, USA!

Cezanne

I cannot ascertain if this one is female or male (I’m guessing the latter). In any case he (or she) doesn’t like the exposure, if you will. For this reason I have decided to name him (or her) Cezanne:

The world doesn’t understand me and I don’t understand the world, that’s why I’ve withdrawn from it.

seurat

Due to the numerous spots on this tabby’s belly I have named him (or her) Seurat. For obvious reasons.

Anyone interested in learning more about these Coney Island cuties should contact their stepmother at:

hello (at) triciavita (dot) com

Thanks!

Miss Heather

New York Shitty Day Ender: Naughty Bits

morganave

Morgan Avenue

dickmouth

Bogart Street

pisssexfun

Grattan Street

Miss Heather

FOR SALE IN GREENPOINT: Boa Constrictors

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I fully aware that by being both a crazy cat lady and a vegetarian I am a hypocrite; every evening while I’m prepping my “not dogs” or “facon” I am feeding my little pride dead animals. Nonetheless I cannot fathom having a pet whose “food” consists of cute little furry things with whiskers. Truth be told it gives me the creeps.

I suppose the difference is the meat I serving my feline friends has already been rendered lifeless. To each their own I guess. All I’m saying is if I ever find something like this while patronizing Chez Shitty’s shitter (or any other shitter for that matter) I’ll go Rambo on its ass.

Like I said before: I’m a hypocrite.

Miss Heather

P.S.: While I am on the subject of eating and Meeker Avenue, Wardak Supermarket is slowly, but surely, marching towards completion.

WARDAK

When I walked by today I noticed that they have installed the checkout stations and were in the process of outfitting the produce section.

East Williamsburg Street Furniture Selections

cathcouch

Eviscerated on Catherine Street.

sigh

Existentialist angst on Grattan.

ELO

nazicouch

And antisemitism on Moore. If this is supposed to be funny or “ironic” I am not getting the joke.

swastika

Hatred is not a laughing matter.

Miss Heather

P.S.: While I am (titularly) on the subject of north Brooklyn Nazis, check this out. It is pretty intense. Special thanks go out to Amanda for bringing this to my attention.

UPDATE, 6:33 p.m.: Apparently a Facebook group has been formed to battle Greenpoint Nazi Skinheads. See the comments section for more details.

East Williamsburg Photo Du Jour: Mixed Signals

September 9, 2009 ·
Filed under: 11206, 11237, Bushwick, East Williamsburg, East Williamsburg Brooklyn, Recession 

EVERYTHING

From Flushing Avenue.

Miss Heather

THIS WEEKEND: Book Drive Social

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This item comes courtesy of a very nice lady named Christa. She writes:

Dear Heather,

The recession has affected nearly all New Yorkers in a variety of ways, but one of the groups hardest hit has been the New York City public schools.  Already under significant financial strain, now operating budgets in many schools have been drastically reduced as students, teachers and parents find themselves trying to do more with far less.  Everyone agrees that educating our public school students is important, but with everyone feeling the economic pinch, how can the average New Yorker make a difference?

This is where Book Drive Social comes in.  Hosted by TheMusic.FM and Quailhead Designs this Sunday, September 13 at 6:00pm, Book Drive Social has been organized to allow New Yorkers help public schools in Brooklyn; in many cases, without even donating money. Most twenty-somethings still have young adult literature (YAL) from their youth lying around somewhere; books cherished but no longer read can be brought to Book Drive Social to be redistributed to public schools in Brooklyn.  But not to worry – if you just can’t part with your copy of The Outsiders, you can still join Book Drive Social for a mere $8!  This small donation is admission to the event featuring music spun by ddpesh, readings by local authors, an open mic, and food and drink specials.  This recession buster is a way for people to make a difference without breaking the bank.  ALL PROCEEDS go to Mott Hall IV Middle School in Ocean-Hill/Brownsville…

In the clarity that is 30-something hindsight I have come to realize that I was provided a very enviable upbringing; not only did the public schools I attended sport well- appointed libraries, but my parents were in a position financially to provide me pretty much and and all reading material I desired. Many would (rightfully) call this a “privileged” childhood. It shouldn’t be: all children— regardless of race, creed and socio-economic status— should experience the joy of reading a good book. This is their right and I believe it is our responsibility as a society to give it to them. In this respect (and many others) we have failed our youth miserably.

If you have some books (and/or bucks) to spare, please swing by the Book Drive Social this Sunday and give the gift that keeps on giving. Not only will you feel good later (and partake of some tunes) but you’ll be helping a great cause!

Book Drive Social
Sunday, September 13 starting at 6:00 p.m.
The Lovin’ Cup Cafe
93 North 6 Street
Brooklyn, New York 11211

Now if you don’t mind I’m off to scrounge up my copy of Catcher In The Rye

Miss Heather

Bushwick Photo Du Jour: King Of Pop

September 9, 2009 ·
Filed under: 11237, Bushwick, Street Art 

MJ

From Forrest Street.

Miss Heather

New York Shitty Day Starter: Iris Absinthe

September 9, 2009 ·
Filed under: 11222, Greenpoint, Greenpoint Brooklyn, Greenpoint Magic, Street Art 

irisabsinthe

From Meserole Avenue.

Miss Hetaher

New York Shitty Day Ender: Sweetpoint

September 8, 2009 ·
Filed under: 11222, Greenpoint, Greenpoint Brooklyn, Greenpoint Magic 

To close on a more upbeat and food related note, today I spied a new bakery moving into 230 Calyer Street.

sweetpoint

Yes, I too cringed a little when I noticed this establishment is to be called “Sweetpoint”. But you know what? It has grown on me. Enough so that moving forward when people ask me where I live I am going to proclaim— with my little 11222 heart glowing with pride:

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Miss Heather

P.S.: On a related note the long-awaited renovation of the Taco Bell/KFC across the street appears to be nearing completion. Liquid cheese, here I come!

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