Has Anyone Seen This Pup?

February 18, 2009 ·
Filed under: Bushwick, Crazy Cat Lady, Greenpoint Magic, Williamsburg 

lostdog

This week I have seen no less than a dozen of these fliers: once at Morgan Avenue by the Cooper Projects, another time on South 4th Street by the BQE and lastly on Broadway at Hewes Street. If you have seen this adorable pup or know of its whereabouts please contact the owner at the above telephone number. This is little fella is clearly missed.

Thanks.

Miss Heather

East Williamsburg Photo Du Jour: Trailer Trash

February 18, 2009 ·
Filed under: Bushwick, Williamsburg 

mobilehome

From Grand Street.

Miss Heather

East Williamsburg Photo Du Jour: Advice

February 17, 2009 ·
Filed under: Bushwick, Williamsburg 

fatso

From Montrose Avenue.

Miss Heather

An East Williamsburg Public Service Announcement

February 17, 2009 ·
Filed under: Williamsburg 

houseonunionave

This house (which is located on Union Avenue between Ten Eyck and Stagg Street) is not— REPEATNOT for sale.

That is all.

Miss Heather

Williamspoint Photos Du Jour: Wheels

February 13, 2009 ·
Filed under: Bushwick, Greenpoint Magic, Williamsburg 

Presented for your Friday afternoon entertainment: a selection of wheels from the Garden Spot and beyond. Enjoy!

fredtsanford

This Fred T. Sanford special hails from Calyer Street.

ftsanford2

If this gent’s defensive driving skills are anything like his ability to parallel park it would certainly explain all the “boo boos” gracing his ride.

mistert

ipitythefool

I pity the fool who is paying $1,500+ a month for this studio apartment!

mexico

North 12th Street goes south of the border.

paidweekly

freedomrevival

Some food for thought from Manhattan Avenue.

stationwagon

Everthing is coming up roses on Noble Street.

thamessthog

hopon1

hoponfront

hopondetail

Thames Street prefers hogs.

gg

Greenpoint gangstas prefer Volkswagens. Lest you are wondering a solitary rose was gracing its bud vase— even tough guys like flowers!

Miss Heather

Dog Doo Sign Du Jour: Taking It To The Streets

February 12, 2009 ·
Filed under: Bushwick, Dog Shit Signage, Williamsburg 

cleanupyourshit

From McKibben Street.

Miss Heather

East Williamsburg Photo Du Jour: Street Sneaks

February 12, 2009 ·
Filed under: Bushwick, Williamsburg 

thamesstsneaks

From Grattan Street.

Miss Heather

The East Williamsburg Economic Stimulus Plan

February 12, 2009 ·
Filed under: Bushwick, Williamsburg 

Those of you who have the pleasure of whiling away your time reading my blog probably have jobs (or at least good severance packages and Internet access). Regardless of your employment status, dear readers, chances are your 401K (if you even have one) is shot to shit. My shit got shot a long time ago. I operate under the presumption that I’ll be working until the day I die. Or rendered into Soylent Green. Whichever comes first.

moneytreenys

That is until this tree from Seigel Street entered my life.

moneytree2nys

A group of gentleman found my interest in this tree (and the numerous tags attached to it) interesting. I, in turn, found them interesting so I asked:

What’s up with this tree?

They replied in unison:

It’s the money tree.

Not caring to futz around with economic esotericism and abstract rhetoric (that’s the stuff that got us— U.S.—in this bind in the first place ) I asked:

If you get a lot of money from this tree can I have some?

The Seigel Street Cadre:

Sure.

Maybe money really does grow on trees? In any case I’ll be walking around Seigel Street more often.

Miss Heather

East Williamsburg Photo Du Jour: Brooklyn Bocce

February 11, 2009 ·
Filed under: Williamsburg 

bklynbocce

From Manhattan Avenue.

Miss Heather

Greenwick Photos Du Jour: More Pre-Valentine’s Day Goodness

February 11, 2009 ·
Filed under: Bushwick, Greenpoint Magic, Williamsburg 

Here’s another installment of north Brooklyn love to get your heart pumpin’ this upcoming Valentine’s Day weekend!

befordavelove

A Bedford Avenue recession special.

vdaybonus

Laid off? No worries, Just For Fun on Manhattan Avenue has your severance package!*

iheartjr

Someone on McKibben Street hearts J.R.

polskilove

A very Greenpoint (Avenue) Valentine.

hymenhunter

And last— but not least— ladies, beware of the Seigel Street hymen hunter!

Miss Heather

*They also have an assortment of anatomically correct (in all the right or wrong places— one’s sense of taboo and/or religious upbringing notwithstanding) inflatable lady dolls behind the counter for all you single guys out there. Hey, at least you won’t need Plan B the morning after!

Tell ’em Miss Heather sent you.

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