Greenpoint Fur: Gingham

December 20, 2009 ·
Filed under: 11222, Crazy Cat Lady, Greenpoint, Greenpoint Brooklyn, Greenpoint Magic 

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From Huron Street.

Miss Heather

Tis The Season: Huron Street Selections

December 19, 2009 ·
Filed under: 11222, Greenpoint, Greenpoint Brooklyn, Greenpoint Magic 

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Taken December 18, 2009.

Miss Heather

Greenpoint Photos Du Jour: The Most Wonderful Time of the Year!

December 18, 2009 ·
Filed under: 11222, Criminal Activity, Greenpoint, Greenpoint Brooklyn, Greenpoint Magic 

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Nothing says the holiday season is in full swing in the Garden Spot of the Universe like an epidemic of “sticky fingers”. This having been stated, I have no idea what “touch your ass” means. What’s more, I don’t care to find out!

Miss Heather

New York Shitty Day Ender: Tis The Season

December 15, 2009 ·
Filed under: 11222, Greenpoint, Greenpoint Brooklyn, Greenpoint Magic 

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From Huron Street.

Miss Heather

New York Shitty Day Starter: Cat Nap

Judge Street, 11211

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Huron Street, 11222

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On that note, dear readers, today’s offerings will probably be lite in light of the fact I am totally exhausted after hanging my show at t.b.d. and mingling with friends— new and old. Inasmuch as I can deduce I pulled a 12 hour day yesterday! I need a cat nap.

Miss Heather


More Late Night Fun From The New York Shitty Inbox

December 8, 2009 ·
Filed under: 11222, Criminal Activity, Greenpoint, Greenpoint Brooklyn, Greenpoint Magic 

If the buzz in my inbox this morning is any indication, it would appear that last night was a lively one at the Garden Spot of the Universe. G writes:

I also heard some ruckus last night on Huron, perhaps it was the same ruckus, perhaps not. This was at about 11:30.

It was a domestic dispute between a couple in their 20s. One lives in the red building across from the papacitos garden on huron with the giant puerto rican flag that hangs out the window.

The girl was screaming that the guy had her house keys. Somehow, she got into his car and started it (it was a white Lexus). He was standing in front yelling for her to hit him or get out of his fucking car. Really really loud. I called the cops, a half hour or so passed and no one came. Eventually she got out and walked into her red building and he and a friend drove off. It seemed all bark no bite but, I was concerned. There are some young punks that hang out in front of that building and yell stuff, or throw fireworks out their windows quite often.

Alas, I guess it could be worse.

Indeed.

Miss Heather

From The New York Shitty Inbox: Nocturnal Activity on West Street

December 8, 2009 ·
Filed under: 11222, Greenpoint, Greenpoint Brooklyn, Greenpoint Magic 

Yesterday morning it was a pile of Techicolor mystery marbles; today it is this. L writes (at 12:43 a.m.):

I have spent the past 1/2 hr trolling the web trying to find out what was going on at the end of India st before (my partner) reminded me “uh, the Hasidic community is not going to broadcast their goings on on the Internet”. Doh.

There was a MASSIVE collective at the end of India tonight. I think it’s breaking up now, but there is an incredible police presence as well. Any word on this? Cops are saying that it’s a fundraiser for a school…

and at 1:00 a.m.:

At my count, and this was just what was visible, there were 8.  Some of them were still going when I passed… And all of west and the streets from Milton to at least Green were Minivan central.

PS – ONLY the menfolk and boys from about 5 and up were there.  i REALLY doubt that this was a fundraiser.  Why would they be in GREENPOINT?

And last— but hardly least— this. M writes:

I was hoping you might be able to help me out with something.  I live in our beloved Greenpoint (2.5 years, woot!) and one of things I like most about it is that it tends to be quiet at night.  However last night there was, for lack of a better term, a ruckus at Franklin and Huron.  I was trying to fall asleep but there were cop cars, people shouting, helicopters, and at one point around 1:00am I think (not sure, memory is blurred by sleep) a TON of horn honking.  When I was getting home around 6:15PM I noticed at the end of India near West st it was all lit up, but I assumed it was movie shoot or something of that sort.  Just wondering if you had any insight as to what exactly went down last night.

I have absolutely no idea what happened on West Street last night. Whatever it is (or make that was) it sounds pretty darned interest. If any of you, dear readers, so please share via the comments. Inquiring minds want to know!

Miss Heather

UPDATE, 4:15 p.m.: We have an answer! Both via comments and a reader. C writes:

I am not a jewish scholar, but a bit of research led me to this:

Yesterday was 20 Kislev, or Chaf Kislev, “Rosh Hashanah of Chassidism” (http://www.chabadofnorthbrooklyn.com/calendar/view/day.asp?tdate=12/7/2009)
According to Chabad Customs (http://www.sichosinenglish.org/cgi-bin/calendar?holiday=chanuka34) ( see bold ):

“The practice has become widespread [616] to hold the main farbrengen of Yud-Tes Kislev on the eve of the 20th, because the Alter Rebbe was released from prison on the 19th at Minchah time, and for the following three hours he found himself in the home of an antagonist to Chassidism, where he suffered spiritual anguish. [617]

“In many places, nevertheless, people gather for a farbrengen on the eve of the 19th as well – and may chassidic blessings light upon them.

“In general, the farbrengens of any city are arranged in either of two ways:

  1. they can be spread out in many locations, so that people who would not travel far afield should also participate; or
  2. all those interested can meet at one location, for `In a multitude of people is the King’s glory.’ [618] Such a farbrengen should be steered by the venerable elders and the men of stature within the community.

“Abundant quantity or superior quality? [619] Their relative merits are the subject of a classic debate. [620] For comparable cases see: Shabbos 127a ; Megillah 3a (in Tosafos; Avos 3:15, and see Peirush HaMishnayos there); Iggeres HaKodesh, Epistle 21; and other sources. These are obviously not exact parallels to our case, but space does not permit further elaboration.

“At any rate, I would recommend that on the first night, the eve of the 19th, farbrengens should be held in various places (where the following night’s gathering should be announced), and the next evening all concerned should assemble in one place.

“It goes without saying that what matters ultimately is that people should rouse themselves and `resolve to set aside fixed times for the study of Torah in public, both its revealed planes (nigleh) and its hidden dimensions (Chassidus), and strengthen the spiritual lifestyle of chassidim in a brotherly spirit.'” [621]

Now that doesn’t explain the helicopters, but could be a reason for the gathering.

From The New York Shitty Inbox: More Ado About The Viridian

December 3, 2009 ·
Filed under: 11222, Greenpoint, Greenpoint Brooklyn, Greenpoint Magic 

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Earlier this week I made light of the pool at the Viridian achieving a very Brooklyn hue.  Well, if my inbox is any indication, that wouldn’t appear to be the only thing that’s shaking at the house Magic built. Zan writes (in regards to the above photographs in an email entitled “Stay Classy Viridian”):

hey heather! have you seen the latest, greatest security system that has been installed at the huron street entrance to the viridian? wood planks- the doormen of the new economy!

Needless to say I had to see this in person. I was not disappointed.

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You know what they say:

Good fences make good neighbors.

This fence reminds me of the Berlin wall.

Wall

As does this, for that matter.

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The security system (a one by two) has been disarmed.

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Something closely resembling a book shelf from a college dormitory has been erected in front.*

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And the facade is looking as Cold War fabulous as ever!

In all seriousness folks, two months free rent or otherwise, I cannot believe people are paying top dollar to live in this dump.

Miss Heather

*Which fell over when a truck drove by.

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Whoops.

New Yorl Shitty Day Ender: Pumpkins

November 3, 2009 ·
Filed under: 11222, Greenpoint, Greenpoint Brooklyn, Greenpoint Magic 

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Yes, I realize Halloween has come and gone— but I could not resist posting this irresistible gaggle of Jack o’ lanterns from Huron Street. So there!

Miss Heather

Greenpoint Photos du Jour: Tooling Around The Shit Tits

November 3, 2009 ·
Filed under: 11222, Greenpoint, Greenpoint Brooklyn, Greenpoint Magic 

Not surprisingly I have yet to get around to casting my ballot on this most auspicious day. There’s no need to worry, dear readers, I will perform my civic duty. Let’s just say I am not terribly enthusiastic about it. In fact, I whiled away a great deal of the afternoon walking around the sewage treatment plant and Blissville. If this is not a testament to how distasteful I find this year’s batch of candidates I do not what is. But I digress. Follows are a few highlights from my walk around the crappiest part of Greenpoint. Enjoy!

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Green Street

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Huron Street

Faile

McGuinness Boulevard

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Java Street

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Greenpoint Avenue

This concludes the Greenpoint segment of today’s sojourn. Later I will post some highlights from the other side of the bridge: Blissville!

Miss Heather

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