Now For Rent At 14 Bayard Street: Luxury

I know what you’re thinking, gentle readers:

How can this possibly be considered “luxury” accommodations?

The answer is quite apparent. All one need do view the other side of this edifice.

The developer has clearly spared no expense on balconies. Granted, no one can access, much less us, this excrescence— but that is beside the point. Toss in an air mattress, cooler and perhaps a tent and some plucky entrepreneur will have an excellent means of “supplemental income”.

WARNING/CAVEAT: the listings on Airbnb for Bayard Street seem to be quite a few— so price competitively!