Bushwick Photo du Jour: Acme

May 24, 2008 ·
Filed under: Bushwick 

From Johnson Avenue.

Miss Heather

Papa B Studios

May 24, 2008 ·
Filed under: Bed-Stuy, Bushwick 

As I was knocking around Broadway earlier this week I noticed the above store front. My first thought was “Gee, that’s a cool old sign, I hope they don’t cover it up.” My second one was “This looks like an art space.” My curiousity aroused, I went in for a closer look.

That is indeed what Papa B is. I poked around a little (both in person and online) and it struck me as being a rather nifty space— especially for an artist working on a budget. The “Open Studio Membership” costs only $150 a month and includes the following:

  • Access to the communal space from 10:00 a.m. – 10:00 p.m. workdays
  • A storage locker
  • High speed Internet
  • Free access to all shows, events and classes and
  • Being able to show and sell your work in their gallery space

Many other memberships and services are available. Those who are interested in learning more should Papa B via email at info (at) papabstudios (dot) com or visit their web site.

Rehearsal spaces are also reportedly in the works.

Miss Heather

For Sale In Bushwick

May 23, 2008 ·
Filed under: Bushwick 

One of my favorite streets to stroll in Bushwick is the avenue which bears its name. Some very beautiful old houses can be found on Bushwick Avenue. And then you have this.

Ever had one of those moments when you find yourself muttering under your breath “Wow, that is really ugly?” This was one such moment.

This undoubtedly was a row house. It probably looked not unlike its neighbors at one time. Not anymore.

It has been modified almost beyond recognition. Note the placement of a park bench. All the better to enjoy scenic front yard. If what you, dear readers, have seen so far tickles your fancy I have some very good news: this house is for sale.

By Corcoran, no less.

Miss Heather

Bushwick Photo du Jour: Unisex

May 23, 2008 ·
Filed under: Bushwick 

From Broadway.

Miss Heather

Land Of The Rising Fedders

May 23, 2008 ·
Filed under: Bushwick, Fedders Friday 

Today I have a very special offering for Fedders Friday. This beauty, the highest of the Fedderist style, hails from Bushwick and sports certain accouterments that make it shine exposed gutters and satellite dishes above its peers. As you will see.

This is the glorious sight that awaited me as I walked down Broadway towards Hart Street Wednesday. Note the copious use of Fedders boxes and satellite dishes. Knowing a bona fide find when I see one, I went in for a closer look.

This has got to be a Fedders first: the use of said building to advertise diagnostic services. Wouldn’t you love to come home to this sight everyday? I know I would. What’s more, when you decide to have that special someone over for dinner and she asks you for directions to your bachelor pad you can say “Just look for the diagnostic testing sign”. That will attract the ladies. In spades.

And of course if your lady friends miss the advertisements, these handy medical waste boxes will clue them in. I wonder what’s inside? Used hypodermics? Stool samples? Pap smears? Life is mysterious!

As if all the previous amenities are not enough to convince you this is the place to be, perhaps the exposed electrical meters, mismatched doors and extensive use of cement will.

PVC, bondo and test wells. No sir, they don’t build ’em like this anymore!

The Viridian can keep its fancy-pants virtual golf, sauna and reflecting pool. Chez Hart Street sports an Imperial Japanese motif with accompanying Zen garden where you, the residents, select where the tire goes!

I know what you’re thinking. How can I, a mere gaijin, possibly have a shot at accommodations as luxe as these? Well folks, in the spirit that is Fedders Friday I have saved the best for last!

There are apartaments available for rent! So why not hop onto the J or M train and make this beauty your own?

The more mass transit savvy among you will be pleased to note it is very conveniently located to public transportation. Just knock on the medical waste boxes three times and tell ’em Miss Heather sent you.

Miss Heather

This Week In Shitwick

May 10, 2008 ·
Filed under: Bushwick 

This was the subject of an email I received this morning. It comes from a good friend of mine named Chin who lives in Bushwick. The content pretty much speaks for itself. Enjoy!

Yet another message from the universe that I need to replace my broken camera and carry it AT ALL TIMES.

1) As you well know, I have oft complained of the copious dissemination of chicken bones throughout this neighborhood. My dog walker claims to have seen people eating chicken in their cars and tossing the bones out the windows. Bushwickians loves them some chicken! Or as I have hypothesized in the past: they hate chickens so vehemently they kill them daily and scatter their bones Trojan War-Style so their chicken souls will never rest. If I could “see dead people” I would no doubt have to stomach the horror of wading waist-deep through thousands upon thousands of chicken ghosts sentenced to walk the earth in limbo–ghosts thick as mud –just to procure my morning vitamin water at the corner store.

Well, this week while walking the dog I came upon a full-blown chicken corpse in the park, feathers, feet and all–apparently died of a broken neck. There was no ripping as one would expect from an animal attack. This was pre-meditated. Now, I don’t see chickens walking around here so undoubtedly the murder took place elsewhere and this is where they decided to dump the body.

2) 6 foot+ dude with a mullet toting life-sized jousting equipment that was built out of sticks, cardboard and tape. This dude has been spotted playing bad music in the subways and coughing on people’s heads at art film viewings.

3) Less exciting but noteworthy–again walking the dog–got distracted by a sound, looked back too late to stop my dog from walking directly through a puddle of drunk vomit.

4) 2 public urinations, one of whom went out of his way to come within earshot (thankfully after zipping up) to wish me a good evening

5) My favorite place to buy beer has now a “no pets allowed in store” sign. Now I have to cross the street to buy beer.

Dead chickens, mullets, vomiting and two public urinations. Methinks I was all wrong about Bushwick. It is well on its way to becoming another Williamsburg any day now!

Miss Heather

Notes From The Bedbug Workshop

May 6, 2008 ·
Filed under: Bushwick, Greenpoint Magic, Williamsburg 

This evening I attended the HPD workshop conducted at the Greenpoint Reformed Church. Given the start time was 6:00 p.m. (and thus difficult for many people to attend), I was very pleased with the turnout. For those of you who were not able to be there but want to learn more, I took copious notes. Here they are.

The presentation was given by Edward Brownbear (the gentleman in the above photograph). He is the Lead Education Instructor for the Department of Housing Preservation and Development. What’s more, he himself has had bedbugs and provided a number of personal anecdotes as to how he fought them successfully.

The presentation (entitled Bed Bugs On The Move) broke into three components:

  1. Introduction
  2. Your rights as a tenant or landlord
  3. Pest management

INTRODUCTION: What Are Bedbugs?

Per Mr. Brownbear, in 2006 HPD received ~1,000 complaints about bedbugs. In 2007 that number shot up to ~3,500 – 4,000. Some of the hardest hit areas were Bushwick, Ridgewood, East Harlem and Harlem.

There are 91 species of bedbugs. New York City sports three of them. There is the “common” bedbug which is, as it name indicates, the most common. There is also the “tropical bedbug” which is more active in summer weather. I didn’t get the third one. Regardless of species, all varieties of bedbugs:

  1. Detect “heat signatures” from as far as three feet.
  2. Prefer to dine upon human blood (lactic acid, body heat and breath attract them).
  3. Cannot fly, but can crawl very quickly.
  4. Can carry disease but will not transmit (it has to do with how they feed which is very different than, for example, a mosquito).
  5. Can be difficult to detect because before feeding they are as flat as a piece of paper.
  6. Are nocturnal.
  7. Are attracted to fibers and wood.
  8. Can hibernate for up to 18 months.

Two reasons for the influx of bedbugs in New York City are as follows.

  1. Increased international travel.
  2. Reconditioned mattresses.

What is a reconditioned mattress? It’s probably not what you, dear readers, think. A reconditioned mattress is a mattress that has been dry cleaned and resold. That’s it. Although the law states that these mattresses are to be labeled with a yellow tag, they are often are not. Anyone who suspects that he (or she) has been sold a reconditioned mattress without proper disclosure should contact the Department of Consumer Affairs.

Bedbugs feed for approximately eight minutes, then fall off the human body and find a (preferably dark) place to digest to digest and make bedbug babies for seven days. Mr. Brownbear was reluctant to talk about Bedbug Sex Ed. 101, but the attendees insisted and an entomologist stepped up to the plate and gave us the deets. For those of you who have ever wondered how bedbugs do the nasty, today’s your lucky day!

The male bedbug does not have a penis. It has an appendage designed to stab the female bedbug in a “cleft” on the underside of her body. Underneath this cleft is a pocket— padding if you will— that protects her internal organs. This mating process is called “traumatic insemination”. Try that one at your next trivia night!

Females lay 3-5 eggs a day. The gestation period is ten days and the maturation period is five weeks. In her lifetime, a bedbug can lay 500 eggs. These eggs are 1/36 of an inch thick and are clear, thus they are very difficult to see. Bedbug babies are also translucent and measure approximately one millimeter thick.

Are Bedbugs Dangerous?

As I indicated earlier, they can carry disease but studies have shown they do not transmit them. However, people vary in regards to reactivity to bedbug bites. Even a dermatologist cannot tell the difference between a bedbug bite from that of a tick or mosquito. Those who have high sensitivity or conditions such as eczema will have more reactivity to bedbug bites. Others, however, will have little to no reaction at all.

It was at this point that one of the more terrifying points of this entire meeting (in my opinion) was brought up: bedbugs make good “hitchhikers”, e.g.; they can attach themselves to a person’s clothing and spread. Five different subway stations have turned up positive for bedbugs. Three of them (the ones Mr. Brownbear could recall) are:

  1. Fordham Road, Bronx
  2. Union Square, Manhattan
  3. Hoyt-Schermerhorn, Brooklyn

At the latter most they were found on a subway bench, which makes sense given it is has been established these little critters like wood.

YOUR RIGHTS AS A TENANT

Under New York City Housing Code bedbugs (just like roaches) fall under a level B violation with “A” being the lowest level of severity and “C” being the highest. Mr. Brownbear advised that anyone afflicted with bedbugs should call 311 and report them. However, he conceded that doing so presents a number of problems. Among them:

  1. The reaction time will be slow. HPD has 600 inspectors.
  2. Many people work and cannot stay home waiting for HPD to show up.
  3. The inspector actually has to see bedbugs “at large” in your apartment. Merely showing them bites and/or trapping bedbugs in a jar is not sufficient.
  4. This is problematic given that bedbugs are nocturnal and inspectors work conventional business hours, therefore…
  5. He advised that you look for hiding places, such as chest of drawers, under mattresses, etc. to show the inspector before he (or she) visits.
  6. Regardless if you are responsible for bringing bedbugs into your apartment or not, the landlord is legally obligated exterminate.

YOUR RIGHTS AS A LANDLORD/PEST MANAGEMENT

Not surprisingly, the landlord’s burden is pretty light. All he (or she) must do is provide proof that an exterminator was paid within 30 days of being cited. However, here are a few tips for tenants:

  1. Do your homework.
  2. A landlord is not to exterminate bedbugs. Only professional (as licensed by the D.E.C.) is qualified to spray for bedbugs.
  3. Multiple applications will be needed. Preferably once a week for three weeks.
  4. Leave your apartment for 6-8 hours after exterminating and come home.
  5. A non-toxic method was suggested:
    This product is readily available at hardware stores and only the “food grade” variety should be used. Simply put, is leeches moisture out of an insect’s (any insect’s) body, thus killing them. While deemed safe for people and pets, be sure to use take precautions for your furry friends (and in the case tonight scaly ones, e.g.; iguanas) and wear a mask while applying. Applications should be made every couple of weeks for maximum effect. Be sure your blankets do not touch the walls or floor, as these creepy little critters will try to take refuge in your bed.

It was at this point that the meeting started to wind down. Here are a few tips/items of interest worth passing along:

  1. When traveling, do not use suitcases: use soft-sided washable luggage.
  2. If you suspect you have luggage that might be infested, run it through a dryer at 120-130 degrees.
  3. Do bedbugs have natural predators? Yes they do, but it would take thousands of them to get rid of an infestation.
  4. Has the city ever intervened regarding a bedbug infestation? YES. There were two cases of a building-wide infestation in Bushwick. The Department of Health stepped in and tenants were evacuated from the building so it could be exterminated. Mind you, this is a rare occurrence.
  5. It was brought up by one attendee that NY1 be contacted to do a Q & A about bedbugs on a ‘call-in show”.
  6. NYC vs. Bedbugs was present with lots of useful information and a handy form letter you can fill out and send to David Yassky (our city councilman) to make known your concern about the bedbug problem in North Brooklyn.
  7. Someone asked if there was a “bedbug map” of New York City. Bedbuggers is the place to go.
  8. Ann Kansfield offered to help put together a media campaign to raise awareness about bedbugs and induce more action on the part of out city officials.
  9. I advised contacting our Representative, Joseph Lentol. I have contacted him in the past about quality of life issues in his district. He is very good with the constituent services. I speak from experience when I write this.

HPD gives a number of workshops. All are free for the asking. Some of the topics they cover (aside from bedbugs) are mold and mildew; roaches and vermin abatement and lead paint awareness. If anyone is interested in learning more about these workshops, Mr. Brownbear can be contacted at:

browned (at) hpd (dot) nyc (dot) gov

Miss Heather

Bushwick Photo du Jour: Iron Butterfly

May 1, 2008 ·
Filed under: Bushwick 

From McKibben Street.

Miss Heather

Bushwick Photo du Jour: Bushwick Avenue

April 30, 2008 ·
Filed under: Bushwick, Greenpoint Magic, Williamsburg 

Today dear readers I spent the afternoon walking around Greenpoint, East Williamsburg and Bushwick posting fliers for next week’s bedbug workshop. When I reached the intersection of Montrose and Bushwick Avenue I was exhausted but my instincts told me to press on. So I did.

This was a very good decision.

Although I am very grateful to all the local business owners who were so kind as to permit me to post fliers (regarding subject matter that is admittedly less than savory) on their premises (they were great, all) the fact of the matter is after talking about nothing but bedbugs for three hours tends to make person a bit daffy*. Remembering what Carl Spackler said in the cinematic masterpiece that is Caddyshack, I decided to use these varmints as a means to aid and abet in their own destruction.

And that’s all she wrote.

Miss Heather

P.S.: In all seriousness, I could really use some help distributing more fliers in Bushwick, Greenpoint, Williamsburg and Long Island City. If anyone is interested in helping to get the word out please shoot me an email at missheather (at) newyorkshitty (dot) com

*My favorite conversation by far was with a bodega owner at the intersection of Franklin and Milton Street right here in Greenpoint. He was in the military and spent much time overseas. As he put it:

We would cover the mattresses with talcum powder. If we saw anything move we knew to go somewhere else.

Bushwick Photo du Jour: Ring My Bell

April 29, 2008 ·
Filed under: Bushwick 

From P.S. 147 on Bushwick Avenue.

Miss Heather

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