We Have A Winner!

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Ever since I have posted the good news about Mr. Gropez’s lack of Photoshop skills (part of which can be seen above), I have been wondering:

Who was the fellow who lost his head?

I suspect my comrade over at the New York Daily News, Celeste Katz, has as well. She writes:

A moustached man with glasses stands between the two in the middle of the original photo…

Well thanks to an anonymous tipster I have ascertained the identity of this fellow… (drum roll please)

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Will the Honorable Richard Velasquez, stand up please! Now of course the question (in my mind, anyway) is why Gropez and friends saw fit to remove him. Anyone?

P.S.: You can (and should) see the original New York Daily News article from which I grabbed the above insert by clicking here. Otherwise, you can read the follow-up article wherein Gropez says the Photoshopping is no big deal and he and Hillary are buds by clicking here.

From The New York Shitty Inbox: Greetings From Ridgewood!

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This New York Daily News/campaign literature mash-up was made possible by a resident of Ridgewood. As you can see Mr. Gropez appears to have taken some, um, creative license with the highlighted image. Interesting. In any case, he needs to parlay some of that campaign money and hire a better Photoshop wizard. Bad.

P.S.: Oh yeah, if this fellow is willing to utilize phony photos for the campaign trail, exactly what kind of City Councilman do you think he will be? Just sayin’…

UPDATE, August 4, 2013: The New York Daily News has taken notice of this hilarious item and has a rather nice article about it. You can/should read it here!

UPDATE, August 5, 2013: New York Magazine’s Daily Intelligencer tender it’s two cents;

…New York Shitty suggested the Lopez campaign employ a better Photoshopper. It would also benefit by not retouching photos that appeared in easily Googlable Daily News stories in the first place.

Well said. And last— but hardly least— here’s what Queens Crap has to say:

This guy is either really stupid, or has cojones the size of cantaloupes.

I’d say both— but why split hairs?

From The New York Shitty Photo Pool: The Word On The Street

July 9, 2013 ·
Filed under: 11237, Bushwick, Bushwick Brooklyn, The Word On The Street 

American Museum of Natural History

Taken by WarmSleepy.

From The New York Shitty Photo Pool: Glasses

July 7, 2013 ·
Filed under: 11237, Bushwick, Bushwick Brooklyn 

Glasses

Taken by WarmSleepy.

Quicklink: The 12 Douchiest New York City Real Estate Ads Of All Time

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Alas, MySpace Realty (as seen above and here) did not make the cut. Nonetheless, Buzzfeed’s selections are pretty cringe-worthy and not surprisingly Williamsburg is well represented…

Bushwick Photo Du Jour: Jefferson Street

June 24, 2013 ·
Filed under: 11237, Bushwick, Bushwick Brooklyn, Crazy Cat Lady 

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Taken June 22, 2013.

The Word On The Street, Part II: F*ck Yeah

June 24, 2013 ·
Filed under: 11237, Bushwick, Bushwick Brooklyn, The Word On The Street 

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From Jefferson Street.

Urban Artifact: Totem

June 24, 2013 ·
Filed under: 11237, Bushwick, Bushwick Brooklyn, Urban Artifact 

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As discovered on Linden Street. It appears to be some kind of fitness device. Anyone?

The Word On The Street: “As Is”

June 24, 2013 ·
Filed under: 11237, Bushwick, Bushwick Brooklyn, WTF 

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guano

This guano-enhanced sofa hails from Knickerbocker Avenue. Any takers?

The Word On The Street: Who Loves You, Baby?

Maujer Street

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Jefferson Street

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(Taken June 13, 2013)

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