Greenpoint Photos Du Jour: Conspiracy Theory

Beadel Street

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Driggs Avenue

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It is at moments such as these that I realize my life is excruciatingly dull in comparison to some of my fellow Greenpointers.

Miss Heather

An East Williamsburg PSA: Consideration

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This reminder to give a hoot and don’t pollute comes courtesy of 286 Meserole Street.

Miss Heather

TOMORROW: Public Information Session Regarding Newtown Creek Superfund

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Tomorrow, December 8, starting at 6:00 p.m. at our very own Automotive High School the Mayor’s office will be conducting a public information meeting regarding the Environmental Protection Agency’s proposal to designate Newtown Creek as a superfund site. Among the items on the agenda for this public forum are a presentation and “question and answer” session.

Having been to such gatherings before, I prognosticate that one or two agitators/community cranks will show up, shout irrelevant/impertinent gibberish and generally annoy the piss out everyone else in attendance. I have seen this happen before and I see no reason why it will not happen this time around. Suffice it to say, dear readers, you can probably anticipate an evening that is both informative and entertaining.

Public Information Session
December 8, 2009 starting at 6:00 p.m.
Automotive High School
50 Bedford Avenue
Brooklyn, New York 11222

Miss Heather

East Williamsburg Photo Du Jour: Where The Wild Things Are

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From Morgan Avenue.

Miss Heather

Williamspoint Photos Du Jour: Urban Fur

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Broadway

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South 5 Street

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Manhattan Avenue

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Lorimer Street

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Clifford Place

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Meserole Avenue

In closing, here’s an item that might be of interest to you dog lovers out there: Dog Habitat’s Black Friday Adoption Event!

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Jay Lombard (of Dog Habitat, who sent me the above image) writes:

Hey lady! We wanted to invite you to visit our adoption event tomorrow from noon to 5 p.m. Eight rescue dogs available for adoption from puppies to adolescent age. Pure breeds and brooklyn mutts. Please help us find homes for these beautiful pups!

I was initially confused by Jay’s missive. There are no ladies at New York Shitty. But I do appreciate the sentiment and will certainly make it a point to swing by and say “hi” these lovely pups. You should too.

BLACK FRIDAY ADOPTION DAY
November 27, 2009; 12:00 – 5:00 p.m.
Dog Habitat/Unleash Brooklyn
216 Franklin Street
Brooklyn, New York 11222

In closing this post goes out to Lisacat who did her best to assuage the suffering of an auto shop cat named Bondo. I am certain wherever he is (junkyard cat heaven?) he is grateful for your hard work. I know I am.

Miss Heather

P.S.: While I am (ostensibly) on the subject of fur, I discovered something on Manhattan Avenue today that really bothered me.

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The above photograph graces Forgotten-NY’s Greenpoint page. Regarding this wonderful example of old school signage Kevin Walsh writes:

When you’ve got a good sign, you don’t need to ever replace it. The old school phone number, probably EVergreen, is still there too.

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That is, of course, unless you are Belvedere Partners Corporation. In which case you drill a “For Sale” sign on top of it. I can’t honestly say I am surprised that they saw fit to do this. These folks have been peppering north Brooklyn with balconized Neoclassical crap for years. One of their latest opuses graces Skillman Avenue. It’s a real beauty. It goes without saying you can look forward to seeing it on New York Shitty. Soon.

New York Shitty Day Starter: Hoop On Hooper

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Taken November 24, 2009.

Miss Heather

P.S.: I am constantly fascinated the by manifold ways milk crates are employed for alternative purposes in our fair city, be it a basketball hoop (as seen above) or otherwise. Here’s yet another example Williamsburg wiliness. It hails from Broadway.

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A go cart made from a shopping cart, a milk crate and a helluva lot of ingenuity. This is nothing short of awesome!

Crosstown Local Photo Du Jour: Poetry In Motion

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From the Queens-bound platform at Broadway.

Miss Heather

East Williamsburg Photos Du Jour: Adopt Me!

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Looks like Mayor Mike has delivered on affordable housing after all!

Miss Heather

East Williamsburg Street Art Du Jour: Tear

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From Montrose Avenue.

Miss Heather

P.S.: While I am on the subject of streets and art I found something interesting next to the entrance at La Marqueta this afternoon.

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If this is your sort of thing (and you know who you are), go to Moore Street just west of Humboldt. Your dream girl awaits!

Great Moments In Viral Advertising: Humboldt Street

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(speechless)

Miss Heather

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