Lost On Bedford Avenue: Dog

February 27, 2011 ·
Filed under: 11211, Williamsburg, Williamsburg Brooklyn 

In a manner of speaking. Yours truly has seen more fliers advertising rewards for lost/purloined dogs than she cares to recount. However, this is the first flier offering a reward— no questions asked— for a lost/purloined drawing of a dog. If any of you, dear readers, know of this item’s whereabouts please contact its rightful owner at the above-listed telephone number. Thanks!

Miss Heather

New York Shitty Photo du Jour: Roebling Eyes

February 27, 2011 ·
Filed under: 11211, Street Art, Williamsburg, Williamsburg Brooklyn 

Taken February 27, 2011.

Miss Heather

Greenpoint Fashion Watch: Meet Jane & Delores

February 27, 2011 ·
Filed under: 11222, BAD ASS, Greenpoint, Greenpoint Brooklyn, Greenpoint Magic 

I have seen this charming (and fabulously stylish) pair of ladies strolling along Manhattan Avenue on a number of occasions. Today, feeling cheeky, I finally got up the nerve to strike up a conversation with them. I’m glad I did. They were awesome!

Me: I hope I am not bothering you, but I have seen you both around quite a bit. And I have to say I really like your sense of style.
Both: (laughing) Really?
Me: Absolutely. (to Jane) Is that a Hello Kitty bag?

Sure enough, it was.

Jane (at left, pointing to Delores): She plays music at one of the local churches. I carry her sheet music for her in this bag.
Me: Well, it’s really cute. I have a pair of Hello Kitty earmuffs. They even have little kitty cat ears on them.

This was met with much approval by this winsome duo. They introduced themselves and while shaking hands I managed to spill tea on myself. Being prepared for such eventualities, Jane gave me a handful napkins from her purse. I thank her and ask if I can take their photograph. I explained that I photograph people in the neighborhood on occasion. Jane clarified that she does not live in Greenpoint (but Delores does!)— and then asks:

Where are you from originally? You are obviously not from around here.

After taking a deep breath I explain:

I am from Texas originally. However, I have lived in Greenpoint for 11 years. This is my home.

After a little discussion amongst themselves they agree. When I am done, I show them the above photograph. Delores tut tuts:

Just look at my hair. It’s flying all over the place.

Me: You look great!
Delores (pointing to Jane): Of course she looks good. She was a fashion model.
Jane: Back when I was eighteen years old! (pointing at Delores) She was a concert pianist.
Me: You both look great.
Jane: Wearing this? After I retired I put most of my clothes away. I never wear them. I’m more interested in being comfortable.

I assured both ladies there is nothing unfashionable whatsoever about being comfortable. Especially when it involves basic black and is paired with classic red lipstick. Some looks are truly timeless.

This post is for you, Jane and Delores. If I have so much as a shred of your style and joie de vivre when I am your age I will consider my life well spent. You are two very classy— and sweet— ladies. Keep making Manhattan Avenue beautiful!

Miss Heather

Williamsburg Photo du Jour: Looking For Love On Bedford Avenue

February 27, 2011 ·
Filed under: 11211, Culture War, Williamsburg, Williamsburg Brooklyn 

I honestly don’t what to say about this other than:

  1. Good luck, Jen.
  2. Including “showering” in the above list of criteria is probably a smart move. I write as someone who, back in the day, once caught a boyfriend dousing the armpits of his t-shirt du jour with air freshener.

Miss Heather

A Southside PSA: Let There Be Parking!

It would appear the removal of a 45 space parking lot so as to build a(nother) condominium— and the space piracy of a public sidewalk— has rankled some Southside residents. Oh yeah, if you are wondering what is written on the green tarp it is (and I quote) “Yuppy shit”.

Miss Heather

Greenpoint Feral Furniture Watch: 16 Days Later

It would appear in the elapsing days since first captured by my friend Tony, our intrepid love seat has migrated down the block.

And knocked back a few brewskis!

Miss Heather

Greenburg Photos du Jour: The Walls Have Eyes!

Taken February 25, 2011.

Miss Heather

The Word On The Street: Poop + Butt

From Meserole Avenue.

Miss Heather

Urban Fur: More Flatbush Fur

February 27, 2011 ·
Filed under: 11226, Flatbush, Flatbush Brooklyn, Urban Fur 

Ripley, the keeper of my buddy Flatbush Gardener*, would very much like to go outside.

Miss Heather

*Who was nice enough to show me around his neighborhood yesterday!

From The New York Shitty Photo Pool, Part II: Shoulder Cat

February 27, 2011 ·
Filed under: 11211, Crazy Cat Lady, Urban Fur, Williamsburg, Williamsburg Brooklyn 

Man with shoulder cat

Of the above moment (which hails from Williamsburg, of course) WarmSleepy recounts:

WarmSleepy: “How do you get him to do that?”

Man with shoulder cat: “I trained him as a kitten.”

Duh, WarmSleepy!

Miss Heather

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