An East Williamsburg PSA: Consideration

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This reminder to give a hoot and don’t pollute comes courtesy of 286 Meserole Street.

Miss Heather

Greenpoint Gentrification Watch: Oxygen For Sale!

December 6, 2009 ·
Filed under: 11222, Culture War, Greenpoint, Greenpoint Brooklyn, Greenpoint Magic 

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Laura (who sent me this hilarious item which hails from the Duane Reade at 893 Manhattan Avenue) writes in an email entitled “It was only a matter of time”:

I always knew that oxygen would be sold in Greenpoint one day. Maybe Duane Reed will be selling gas masks next?

I myself would prefer an over-the-counter Shit Tit Kit. But to each their own…

Miss Heather

LAST GASP: Let It Snow…

(Sleet, Whatever…)

I don’t know about you but on days such as this I wish I had a fireplace to lounge around and roast some marshmallows. I have grown to accept this will probably never happen. No worries: James sent me some toasty carbecque porn to warm up my cold, wet bones.

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He writes:

Thought you might enjoy. I saw this last Monday, but after your Tuesday post I got inspired to go take a few pics. Can you explain both cars’ proximity to fire hydrants?  And do you think Parts Express is going to get much business out of the owner of this crispy Chrysler? Metropolitan and Berry…

I don’t know on both counts, James, but one does have to appreciate “Anthony’s” entrepreneurial moxie. Perhaps someone will call him to pick up this charbroiled sedan given it has been in stasis for six days? One can only hope!

Miss Heather

P.S.: Is that a take-out menu on the grill? If so, nice!

Williamsburg Photo Du Jour: A Thought For This Holiday Season

December 3, 2009 ·
Filed under: 11211, Culture War, Williamsburg, Williamsburg Brooklyn 

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From North 4 Street.

Miss Heather

Greenpoint Degentrification Watch: Noble Street

You have heard of Black Friday. You have heard of “Cyber Monday”. Today, dear readers, I introduce for your Thursday afternoon edification (and courtesy of the Greenpoint Historic District): Carbecque Tuesday!

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foodiej81 writes (via the comments for this post):

Totally unrelated, but did you see the shell of a car on noble street.  It is parked in front of a fire hydrant across the street from the synagogue. Looks and smells as if it was involved in a bonfire. The windows are blown, insides all charred, doors open wide did you hear about this? I was curious.

As it would happen I spied woman decorating her house nearby. She gave me the scoop:

  1. This car caught fire at 3:00 a.m., Tuesday, December 1, 2009.
  2. The flames shot up as high as two stories. Naturally the fire department was called.
  3. She has reported this lovely sight to the city. She has been told it is “on their list” to pick up.

There’s no word as to whether or not this car was torched or if it spontaneously combusted. However, given the time it caught fire, the severity of the flames, the already poor condition of said “ride” and the fact it sports no license plates whatsoever I’m leaning in favor of arson.

Good times.

Miss Heather

UPDATE, 6:15 p.m.: Here are more pix of Tuesday’s Camry inferno courtesy of a reader named Monica.

She writes:

Thought you might enjoy my pics of the car fire on Noble Street.  The woman forgot to mention the earth shaking explosion (gas tank??) that made us look out the window. And yes the flames were at least two stories high, although I didn’t catch them that high.

Overheard In Williamsburg: Glass Houses

December 2, 2009 ·
Filed under: 11211, Culture War, Williamsburg, Williamsburg Brooklyn 

rockOrdinarily I would hand something like this off to my friends at Overheard In New York but this one is too damned good NOT to post here. Sorry folks!

I was walking down Roebling Street  at 3:00 p.m. this afternoon when a group of 15-something young men rounded the corner and proceeded to walk in front of me. I was trying not to pay attention to what they were talking about but after I overheard the following corker I was hooked:

…(she) said don’t throw rocks if you live in a glass house. I don’t live in a glass house; I live in the projects. That’s what I told the teacher!

God I love teenagers.

Miss Heather

Williamsburg Pay Phone Du Jour: Concerned Yet Indifferent

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From Roebling Street.

Miss Heather

P.S.: This post goes out to Posterchild. It would appear I have become his muse.

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In regards to the above opus he wrote:

In the course of researching this work, I discovered that machines like the one I’m describing already exist. They are known as “Reverse Vending Machines” and I think that they are an absolutely outstanding idea!

Special thanks to Miss Heather of New York Shitty for inspiring this piece; she wrote to me: “You should hit some of the pay phones in my hood. They’re usually employed as trash receptacles for empty fifths of vodka and/or brandy. Among other things.”

Thanks for getting me thinking about how people really use these payphones, and sorry that this didn’t make it’s way out to Greenpoint!

Greenpoint Photo Du Jour: 708 Manhattan Avenue

December 1, 2009 ·
Filed under: 11222, Asshole, Culture War, Greenpoint, Greenpoint Brooklyn, Greenpoint Magic 

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Another one bites the dust. Keep it up, Greenpointers!

Miss Heather

P.S.: I have brought this to the attention of the NYPD.

160 North 12 Street PSA: No Peeing Please

December 1, 2009 ·
Filed under: 11211, Bloomblight, Culture War, Williamsburg, Williamsburg Brooklyn 

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Upside down or otherwise I can personally attest that there is a public urination problem with this site. It makes me wonder what will happen when this site reaches fruition as a seven story hotel/ad hoc pissoir.

Miss Heather

New York Shitty Day Ender: Brother, Can Your Spare a Jefferson?

November 30, 2009 ·
Filed under: 11211, Culture War, Recession, Williamsburg, Williamsburg Brooklyn 

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From Bedford Avenue.

Miss Heather

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